Puddleby Court Log: 66 Autumn, year 573 of The Ascendancy. 06:19

In the matter of Kerrah v Crazy Ox, accused of “Annoying the world with constant mashing.

Before the jurors: Daimoth, Helios, Pe Ell, Phiros, Astraea, Maeght, Althea, Sensual Clam, Commander Nate.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Kerrah] I think Ox's avoidance speaks for itself. Clearly he is suffering from a guilty conscience.
[Kerrah] He was mashing around everyone in town constantly.
[Bellafae] He did the mash?
[Kerrah] I begged him to stop, and he didn't.
[Kerrah] He is a menace to our town, and he must be stopped.
[Kerrah] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kerrah.
[Haengemie] Crazy Ox, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Crazy Ox] where is it
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Crazy Ox.
[Haengemie] Kerrah, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Kerrah] Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I think that for his insolence we should give him the maximum sentence.
[Kerrah] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kerrah.
[Haengemie] Crazy Ox, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Crazy Ox] uhhhhh
[Crazy Ox] ]
[Crazy Ox] hi
[Crazy Ox] it wasnt me mashing it was my ness
[Crazy Ox] done punk
[Crazy Ox] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Crazy Ox.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 1
   Votes guilty: 7
   Votes frivolous: 1
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Crazy Ox, this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Crazy Ox's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

   Total recommended jail time: 250 min
   Total recommended fine: 3510c
   Total jurors: 9
   Avg recommended jail/fine: 27 min/390c

[Haengemie] Crazy Ox, you are hereby sentenced to spend 27 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 390 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (356c)...
[Haengemie] ...as additional jail-time of 46 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 7:06 on 66 Autumn, 573