Puddleby Court Log: 54 Winter, year 574 of The Ascendancy. 01:02

In the matter of Jady v Mehan, accused of “being a stupid whore who doesn't train Horus.

Before the jurors: Maeght, Anfyr, Krandor, Tafari, Crunch, Illora Mone, Diotima, Dave.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Jady] Jady clears her throat.
[Jady] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
[Jady] Mehan is a pain in the ass.
[Jady] She whines to me constantly.
[Jady] But at least she is back in Puddleby.
[Jady] Where hopefully she will stop her constant yammering in my ear.
[Jady] That is all.
[Jady] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jady.
[Haengemie] Mehan, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mehan] I don't yammer, but I'm probably a stupid whore.
[Mehan] But I'm back in Puddleby!
[Mehan] (With 100 Horus)
[Mehan] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mehan.
[Haengemie] Jady, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Jady] Witness: Theo
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jady.
[Haengemie] Theo, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Mehan, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Mehan] See, even her witnesses aren't smart.
[Mehan] Obviously she's not capable of judging me.
[Mehan] But I'm back in Puddleby!
[Mehan] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mehan.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 3
   Votes guilty: 2
   Votes frivolous: 3
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Mehan, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Mehan, you are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 1:22 on 54 Winter, 574