Puddleby Court Log: 71 Spring, year 607 of The Ascendancy. 06:33

In the matter of Harmachis v Coldy, accused of killing town with his trained attack fleas

Before the jurors: Demonia, Abox, Kalian, Dashiva, Pun'isher, Lassair

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these presents, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Harmachis] Gentlemen and Ladies of the jury, Coldy has been killing town, with his attack fleas. He has purposely trained these fleas, to kill! I ask you, the jurors, to find Coldy, guilty!
[Harmachis] As you can see, there is no such person as Pengy! This is Coldy's doing!
[Harmachis] dine
[Harmachis] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Harmachis.
[Haengemie] Coldy, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Coldy] I am being framed!
[Coldy] These fleas are not mine!
[Coldy] This is a conspiracy between Pengy and HArma!
[Coldy] I'm just a cute, sweet, innocent kitty
[Coldy] and NOT FAT!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Coldy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Coldy.
[Haengemie] Harmachis, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Harmachis] These fleas are his, and ALL his. He says he is framed, but as you can SEE this is him and his fleas fault!
[Harmachis] Not an innocent penguin, but a flea ridden Fen! Named Coldy, I ask you to find him guilty ladies and gentlemen!
[Harmachis] I appreciate your time, and I hope his murdering fleas will stop
[Harmachis] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Harmachis.
[Haengemie] Coldy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Coldy] witness: Dashiva
[Haengemie] Dashiva isn't in the courtroom. Your witness must be present to be called.
[Coldy] witness: Haffron
[Haengemie] Thank you, Coldy.
[Haengemie] Haffron, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 3
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 1

[Haengemie] Coldy, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Coldy, you are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 7:15 on 71 Spring, 607