pcl_0533_170_21_19

Puddleby Court Log: 80 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 21:19

In the matter of Trauma v Bruin, accused of “mental incompetence”

Before the jurors: Aluura, Axell, Maenygh, Chnuschti, Desmodus

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Trauma] Trauma clears his throat
[Trauma] Ladies and gentlemen, your Honor. You'll please forgive my raspy voice, my condition makes it hard to speak.
[Haengemie] Trauma, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Trauma] ...I could charge Bruin with many felonies, including kidnapping, assault, slander, and extortion.
[Trauma] But I charge Bruin with no crime. Instead I will prove he is a mental incompetent, incapable of such crimes...
[Trauma] ... and needs to be remanded to the Jail for psychiatric care.
[Trauma] Argument 1) The invalid Bruin believes in imaginary creatures called newbies.
[Trauma] Trauma holds up exhibit A) "4/26/99 3:26:18p You just received bad karma from Bruin here newbie"
[Trauma] Trauma holds up exhibit A) "4/26/99 3:29:38p Action: Bruin looks at the 4 newbies pushing idiot savant"
[Trauma] Trauma holds up exhibit A) "4/26/99 3:29:38p Action: Bruin looks at the 4 newbies pushing idiot savant"
[Trauma] What is a newbie? He claims I am one...
[Trauma] What is a newbie? He claims I am one...
[Trauma] Bruin is constantly tormented by these "newbies".
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Trauma] More arguments will follow after Bruin speaks
[Trauma] Trauma stifles a cough
[Trauma] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Trauma
[Haengemie] Bruin, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Bruin] i have done none of the crimes against trauma, my crimes are against idiot savant,
[Haengemie] Bruin, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Bruin] don't punish me for crimes against another exile
[Bruin] i have not been criminal against trauma
[Bruin] i cursed him for harrasing me while i played withnidot
[Bruin] idiot pushing may be wreong but that is not on trial
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bruin] i am on trila for my dealings with trauma
[Bruin] remember this
[Bruin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bruin
[Haengemie] Trauma, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Trauma] I charge you with no crime, son. Don't fret! Now then...
[Trauma] Trauma coughs
[Haengemie] Trauma, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Trauma] Argument 2) The invalid Bruin believes he wields imaginary weapons.
[Trauma] One of these non existent devices is the "karma bomb". A magic explosive he thinks can injure other exiles.
[Trauma] Trauma holds up exhibit B: "4/26/99 3:30:53p Bruin: hmm trauma your karma is too good, i think i karma bomb you"
[Trauma] I am obviously still healthy. The only change is a couple extra curses I've received since then.
[Trauma] This is clinically psychotic behavior, I'm afraid.
[Trauma] Trauma sighs
[Trauma] Bruin's low intelligence quotient coincides with signs of jealousy.
[Trauma] Argument 3) The invalid Bruin is obsessed with Idiot Savant.
[Trauma] Bruin's low intelligence quotient coincides with signs of jealousy.
[Trauma] It is acted out upon Idiot Savant.
[Trauma] He is enraged that Savant has learned, among other things, to count to six and pronounce some exiles' names.
[Trauma] Bruin has learned nothing at all.
[Trauma] His jealous obsession manifests itself in the need to insult and, oddly, touch his \0x05worthy rival.
[Trauma] It is common to see him in town square rubbing up against Savant like a horny feral, hurling insults at him.
[Trauma] Honorable jury, do not fine this decent, pathetic exile a single copper.
[Trauma] Trauma coughs
[Trauma] It is common to see him in town square rubbing up against Savant like a horny feral, hurling insults at him.
[Trauma] He'll probably swallow most of his coins, or something, and needs all the cash he can get.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Trauma] Give him the maximum sentence in jail. There he will be bathed, fed, and given a psychiatric evaluation...
[Trauma] ...and God willing, the proper treatment for his condition. Thank you.
[Trauma] Trauma coughs violently and takes a drink of water
[Haengemie] Thank you, Trauma
[Haengemie] Bruin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bruin] trauma harrased me by constantly pulling me while i played with idiot and he was always blocking my path
[Haengemie] Bruin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bruin] i wanted nothing to do with trauma he was just always following me and idiot around puddleby harrasing me
[Bruin] this is not fair
[Bruin] i demand justice
[Bruin] please do not judge me on my action with idiot
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bruin] judge me on my action with trauma
[Bruin] which i am innocent
[Bruin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bruin
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 4
  Votes frivolous: 1
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Bruin this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 600 min
  Total recommended fine: 0c
  Total jurors: 5
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 120 min/0c

[Haengemie] Bruin, you are hereby sentenced to spend 120 minutes in the Puddleby jail.

Court adjourned at 22:7 on 80 Spring, 533