pcl_0533_173_11_56

Puddleby Court Log: 83 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 11:56

In the matter of BoreFang v Althea, accused of “Sexual.harassment@town.square!”

Before the jurors: Automaton, Dizzle, Knucklehead

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[BoreFang] change the Jury! all those 3 hate me! =(
[Haengemie] BoreFang, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[BoreFang] change the jury!
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[BoreFang] %$##!
[BoreFang] **#&!
[BoreFang] %%*#!
[BoreFang] $#%$!
[BoreFang] %$&%!
[BoreFang] %#&&!
[BoreFang] @&$@!
[BoreFang] *$$%!
[BoreFang] $&@@!
[BoreFang] $&&$!
[BoreFang] &%&%!
[BoreFang] %$%@!
[BoreFang] %@$#!
[BoreFang] $#&&!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[BoreFang] #&$*!
[BoreFang] $&*$!
[BoreFang] *@#$!
[BoreFang] I was chatting with my friend Crow in the town square, when Althea came behind me and said:
[BoreFang] 4/28/99 1:50:17p Althea: what an impotent lil man
[Haengemie] Thank you, BoreFang
[Haengemie] Althea, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Althea, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Althea] Borefang was paying all exiles in town square
[Althea] 300 coins to curse crow
[Althea] i ponder'ed
[Althea] what an impotent lil man
[Althea] that is true
[Althea] the common diction for the lands lists
[Althea] the definition of impotent
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Althea] as weak, ineffectual.. lacking strength
[Althea] lacking vigor
[Althea] that is how I used it
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althea
[Althea] done
[Haengemie] BoreFang, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] BoreFang, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[BoreFang] I view my sexuality as an important aspect of my life. When I hear "impotent lil man" from the hottest sylvan chick in town...
[BoreFang] I am seriously offended
[BoreFang] you hurt me althea
[BoreFang] all I want is you to admit it
[BoreFang] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, BoreFang
[Haengemie] Althea, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Althea, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Althea] Borefang's taking offense
[Althea] may speak to his insecurities about his manhood
[Althea] that may be true
[Althea] but that offense was not intended
[Althea] rather
[Althea] he is weak and
[Althea] feeble of mind and strength
[Althea] evidenced by his boorishness
[Althea] illplayed evil
[Althea] and general bozodom
[Althea] I do not sexually harass
[Althea] never have
[Althea] never will
[Althea] but I do speak out
[Althea] against abuse of friends like crow
[Althea] and abuse of Idiot Savant
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Althea] which he was doing
[Althea] which was why I was there in the rist place
[Althea] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althea
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] BoreFang this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] BoreFang, you are hereby sentenced to spend 80 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 166 coins.

Court adjourned at 12:47 on 83 Spring, 533