pcl_0533_173_18_59

Puddleby Court Log: 83 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 18:59

In the matter of Mr Hippo v Darian, accused of “for being TO DAMN NICE! =)”

Before the jurors: Coeur de Leon, Jkleh, Dizzle

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mr Hippo] he agreed on agreeing to agree to be guilty for being to nice. now isint that tooooo nice?
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Mr Hippo] we cant have people that nice hanging around!
[Mr Hippo] its a crime1
[Mr Hippo] he was so nice he said he will say hes guilty!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mr Hippo] hes just to damn nice!
[Mr Hippo] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mr Hippo
[Haengemie] Darian, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Darian] Well as far as I'm concerned I'm guilty as charged!
[Haengemie] Darian, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Darian] I'm one very nice guy and i cant help it.
[Darian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Darian
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mr Hippo] guilty.
[Mr Hippo] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mr Hippo
[Haengemie] Darian, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Darian] Mmmm.. Guilty as charged.
[Haengemie] Darian, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Darian] =(«)
[Darian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Darian
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 3
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Mr Hippo this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 120 min
  Total recommended fine: 2000c
  Total jurors: 3
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 40 min/666c

[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you are hereby sentenced to spend 40 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 666 coins.

Court adjourned at 19:34 on 83 Spring, 533