pcl_0533_176_06_57

Puddleby Court Log: 86 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 06:57

In the matter of SadEyes v Chum, accused of “SadEyes accuses Chum of annoyance and stupidity”

Before the jurors: Mysticus, Naranek, Cinder, Eek, Ffodor, Jude, Magnels, Maquiladora, Grubs

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Haengemie] SadEyes, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[SadEyes] boogy boogy!
[SadEyes] =D
[SadEyes] I accuse Chum of the crime of being annoying and stupid.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[SadEyes] and also cus he blocks the town square and gets a ttention and I don't, blah blah blah blah
[SadEyes] and also cus he blocks the town square and gets a ttention and I don't, blah blah blah blah.
[SadEyes] and also cus he blocks the town square and gets a attention and I don't, blah blah blah blah.
[Haengemie] Thank you, SadEyes
[SadEyes] =D
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Chum] well, I have to confess to the stupid part, although I'm not sure it's a crime.
[Chum] if it were, I'm pretty sure we'd all be in jail, at one time or another...
[Chum] so I hope the jury will cut me at elast as much slack as it does my good friend Idiot Savant.
[Chum] as to annoying...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Chum] I can think of little more annoying that a frivolous court trial.
[Chum] and that's what this is.
[Chum] I urge you to vote "Frivolous" :)
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] SadEyes, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[SadEyes] =P
[Haengemie] SadEyes, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[SadEyes] I think Chum is frivolous
[SadEyes] a big frivolous poop head
[SadEyes] hahaha, I just got lot;s of BK
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[SadEyes] anyhoo, Chum is annoying and stupid as I said before, and i also have not much of an argument...so
[Haengemie] Thank you, SadEyes
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Chum] Again, I confess to occasional stupidity, and ask for mercy...
[Chum] but I also ask that you, the people, use your courtroom (which I made, btw)
[Chum] to enact your will -- to let be known throughout the land what you think.
[Chum] what things are INNOCENT, what are GUILTY and which are...
[Chum] F R I V O L O U S
[Chum] (that'd be this)
[Chum] --- FRIVOLOUS ---
[Chum] unless you want to be called to jury duty every 20 mintutes for this sort of nonsense... :\
[Chum] (I also recommend maximum jail time :)
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Chum] If you vote Frivolous, you can put sadeyes in jail :)
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] SadEyes this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] SadEyes, you are hereby sentenced to spend 74 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 216 coins.

Court adjourned at 7:57 on 86 Spring, 533