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Puddleby Court Log: 12 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 10:15

In the matter of Gaiaa v Idiot Savant, accused of “being a public nuiscance”

Before the jurors: Babajaga, Elenis Reyav, Commander Nate, Afrit, Atlantis, Alcon, Don, Dizzle, Annabella

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Gaiaa] Idiot Savant is a public nuisance!
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] He plagues our main town with anoyance, such as drooling and counting in queer ways!
[Gaiaa] He is definetly a exile like us all...
[Gaiaa] ...but a strange one at that!
[Gaiaa] His innert sense to "feel the time" is inexcusable!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Gaiaa] His random "horn blowings" anoy us all!
[Gaiaa] This fiend should be jailed!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaiaa
[Gaiaa] He is a MENACE to society!
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles.
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Gaiaa.
[Idiot Savant] It feels like it's 10:31 am on Terrdi, Day 12 of Summer.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant is a halfling.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant is an idiot savant.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant shows his horn, and plays it if someone asks him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant blows his horn.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around, confused.
[Idiot Savant] d..dun?
[Idiot Savant] dung
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant frowns.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Idiot Savant
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] Idiot Savant, this poor uneducated menance to society should be locked up so he can not harm our children!
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] He and his random horn blowing have woken up half the town!
[Gaiaa] I know of your displisure with this case...
[Gaiaa] ...but I think he is just a tool of the public!
[Gaiaa] My opponet just romp around town getting praise by all for doing nothing!
[Gaiaa] He is a real fiend too!
[Gaiaa] Just the other day! I saw him drooling publicly and sleeping in our town!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Gaiaa] This... this... HALFLING should be jailed and be educated to reenter society
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaiaa
[Gaiaa] ...Blade X is a whore. =P
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant looks at Gaiaa, confused.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant shows everyone his pretty blue stones, and his pretty orange stone.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant shows everyone his club, unused.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and shrugs.
[Bellafae] Frivolous. Max jail time. If there is a god...
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant wipes his nose on his sleeve.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant shrugs again and looks helpless.
[Idiot Savant] dung?
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant struggles to say the word.
[Idiot Savant] dun!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Idiot Savant
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 7
  Abstaining: 1

[Haengemie] Gaiaa this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 490 min
  Total recommended fine: 1500c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 54 min/166c

[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you are hereby sentenced to spend 54 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 166 coins.

Court adjourned at 11:23 on 12 Summer, 533