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Puddleby Court Log: 16 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 11:00
In the matter of Thad v Koriel Fishbind, accused of “being a cute frog!”
Before the jurors: Globa, Horda, Hrothgar, IProf-ApocI, Bill, Kingpin, Klin'Targ, Kren'daa, DeathLord
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Haengemie] Thad, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Thad] Thad thinks that KorielFishbind should be reknowned throughout all Puddleby as a cute frog!
[Thad] I think he should be known throughout all the land, for he deserves it!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Thad] I love frogs.
[Thad] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thad
[Thad] Thad giggles.
[Haengemie] Koriel Fishbind, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Koriel Fishbind, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Koriel Fishbind] Croak?
[Koriel Fishbind] Croak!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Koriel Fishbind] ribbit - ribbit - CROAK!!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Koriel Fishbind
[Haengemie] Thad, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Thad, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Thad] Thad wants a pet frog...
[Thad] Thad doesn't want KorielFishbind as one though..
[Thad] Thad giggles.
[Thad] I love froggies.
[Thad] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thad
[Haengemie] Koriel Fishbind, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Koriel Fishbind, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Koriel Fishbind] Croak?
[Koriel Fishbind] Koriel Fishbind snaps up a passing fly
[Koriel Fishbind] Croak?
[Koriel Fishbind] CROAK!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Koriel Fishbind] Croak?
[Haengemie] Thank you, Koriel Fishbind
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
[Haengemie] Thad this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
[Haengemie] Thad, you are hereby sentenced to spend 55 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 72 coins.
Court adjourned at 11:53 on 16 Summer, 533