pcl_0533_197_15_24

Puddleby Court Log: 17 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 15:24

In the matter of Iho v Santa Chicken, accused of “Not giving him a present last Christmass”

Before the jurors: Scheme, Angel, Alone, Degu, Elise, Grue

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Iho] My honour, i'll make this fast.
[Iho] Look at my karma
[Iho] I'm a good boy!
[Iho] I deserved a present!
[Iho] don
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Santa Chicken, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Santa Chicken] Ho ho ho! merry christmas boys and girls!
[Haengemie] Santa Chicken, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Santa Chicken] I see you've all been good boys this year
[Santa Chicken] but well. yes Ihow as a good boy too
[Santa Chicken] but when I passed over his house this year I fell asleep
[Santa Chicken] but when I passed over his house this year I fell asleep
[Santa Chicken] becuase Iho is a stupid halfling I forgot alla bout him
[Santa Chicken] I can only say. Oops!
[Santa Chicken] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Santa Chicken
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Stupid eh....
[Iho] well... i could forget this
[Iho] I just want my present
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Santa Chicken, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Santa Chicken] I"m otu of presants. you'll ahve to wait till next year
[Haengemie] Santa Chicken, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Santa Chicken] as for me. yes I am guilty
[Santa Chicken] I throw myself on the mercy of the court
[Santa Chicken] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Santa Chicken
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Santa Chicken this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.