pcl_0533_197_16_38

Puddleby Court Log: 17 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 16:38

In the matter of Sabin Figaro v Sexymf, accused of “being so damn. sexy”

Before the jurors: Janner, Automaton, Axell, Dreamer

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Haengemie] Sabin Figaro, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Sabin Figaro] I forced to bring up these allogations because Sexymf is just to sexy for his own good.
[Sabin Figaro] I t should be illegal
[Sabin Figaro] It should be illegal
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Sabin Figaro] their for I feel that maybe you should be lease sexy for a change
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sabin Figaro
[Haengemie] Sexymf, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Sexymf, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Sexymf] nothing
[Sexymf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sexymf
[Haengemie] Sabin Figaro, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Sabin Figaro, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Sabin Figaro] fine then
[Sabin Figaro] if i am forced to go to jail
[Sabin Figaro] then i will relaese the rumor that the judge the gay
[Sabin Figaro] think about that
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Sabin Figaro] bitch
[Sabin Figaro] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sabin Figaro
[Haengemie] Sexymf, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Sexymf, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sexymf
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 4
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Sabin Figaro this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 22 min
  Total recommended fine: 1110c
  Total jurors: 4
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 5 min/277c

[Haengemie] Sabin Figaro, you are hereby sentenced to spend 5 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 277 coins.

Court adjourned at 17:25 on 17 Summer, 533