pcl_0533_198_04_39

Puddleby Court Log: 18 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 04:39

In the matter of Benylin v Aaliyana, accused of “she's stupid and because I can”

Before the jurors: Juliet, Alone, Azriel

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Benylin] Hello everyone. we are here today because the court house is a mockery.
[Haengemie] Benylin, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Benylin] please sentance one of us to 5 minutes in jail. doesnt' matter what one.
[Benylin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Benylin
[Haengemie] Aaliyana, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Aaliyana, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Aaliyana] 1) You have wasted court time.
[Aaliyana] 2) I find you immature.
[Aaliyana] 3) You look like a pook in those shoes.
[Aaliyana] 3) You look like a poo=f in those shoes.
[Aaliyana] 3) You look like a poo= in those shoes.
[Aaliyana] 3) You look like a poof in those shoes.
[Aaliyana] pff
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Aaliyana] 4) You seem to have wasted good court time.
[Aaliyana] 5) Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Aaliyana
[Haengemie] Benylin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Benylin] what is a poof? :)
[Haengemie] Benylin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Benylin] well you did ask me to take you to court
[Benylin] I said in the court room who wants to be sued and she said me
[Benylin] so I took her. not sure why
[Benylin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Benylin
[Haengemie] Aaliyana, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Aaliyana, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Aaliyana] 1) I was meaning I would like to sue something.
[Aaliyana] 2) [what is a poof? :)] You.
[Aaliyana] 3) Why waste court time?
[Aaliyana] 4) I recommend you vote Benylin to jail.
[Aaliyana] Thankyou.
[Aaliyana] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Aaliyana
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Benylin this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Benylin, you are hereby sentenced to spend 41 minutes in the Puddleby jail.

Court adjourned at 5:22 on 18 Summer, 533