pcl_0533_198_12_30

Puddleby Court Log: 18 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 12:30

In the matter of Vagile v Iho, accused of “being too sexy for his shoes”

Before the jurors: Axell, Lagardere, Alone

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Vagile] come one we all know this crap by now
[Haengemie] Vagile, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Vagile] The defendent Iho has hung himself already
[Vagile] he wears those very shoes to court
[Vagile] and he cannot hide his sexy manner
[Vagile] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Iho] What the...
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Iho] I mean...
[Iho] We can't wear what we want now?
[Iho] I have the right to be sexy
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Vagile, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Vagile, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Vagile] Iho has the right to be sexy, but he should wear red shoes
[Vagile] he is too sexy for those white ones
[Vagile] only jail will teach him his lesson
[Vagile] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Iho] ah...
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Hum...
[Iho] well...
[Iho] oh...
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Iho this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Iho, you are hereby sentenced to spend 20 minutes in the Puddleby jail.

Court adjourned at 12:56 on 18 Summer, 533