Puddleby Court Log: 34 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 02:53

In the matter of Blur v Snrub, accused of “Being To Darn Short”

Before the jurors: Poplar, Bones, Shadowmist, Magnels, Moonbeam, Bizob, Malkor, Sor, Bawk

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Blur] poeple with no scense of humor
[Blur] ick
[Blur] Blur Does a Tallness Dance For Snrub.
[Blur] look At This Shorty
[Blur] Even a Rat Is Taller on his Hind Legs
[Blur] At LEast He Dont Smell Like That Zo Loco.. playing in tha Dung
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Haengemie] Snrub, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Snrub] Always with the wisecracks,
[Snrub] Like he ain't got nothin' better to do!
[Snrub] He says things like:
[Snrub] How's the weather down there?
[Snrub] Hey, while yer down there, shine my shoes.
[Snrub] Polish my belt buckle will ya?
[Snrub] I'm tired of him always lookin' down his nose at me!
[Snrub] I'm not short, he's just to darn tall!
[Snrub] Cut HIM down to size!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Snrub] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Snrub
[Haengemie] Blur, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Blur] Blur Laughs his Ass off
[Blur] Hey My Shoes Do Loko a Little Dirty Do you mind?
[Blur] Blur Looks At the Crazy Half-ling
[Blur] He is Mad i Tell ya
[Blur] he WAs Smoking Some Grass From The Marsh Last night
[Blur] ITs The Half-ling Conspiricy i Tell you!@
[Blur] Stop Them Now!
[Blur] Be For The Over run us
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Blur] hehe yea like little poepel could over run us
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Blur] moo
[Haengemie] Snrub, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Snrub] See?!? This guy's NUTZ!!!!!
[Snrub] Why, if I still had my axe I'd haul his carcass....
[Snrub] to the Arena and have a go at 'im!
[Snrub] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Snrub
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 8
  Abstaining: -9

[Haengemie] Snrub this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Snrub's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 650 min
  Total recommended fine: 545c
  Total jurors: 0
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 0 min/0c

[Haengemie] SnrubThis court has decided to place Snrub on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 3:50 on 34 Summer, 533