pcl_0533_216_00_47

Puddleby Court Log: 36 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 00:47

In the matter of Blur v Malkor, accused of “Hiding The Mystic Bong.”

Before the jurors: Bawk, Corydon, Bars, Lil, Adua, Giga, The Shadow, Selenius, Lucero

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Blur] One Day, i Found Malkor And This Man Holding The Mystic Bong..
[Blur] i watched from a Far as they sucked Air from it.
[Blur] i Approched Them And They Scurried off And Hid The Bong.
[Blur] i Want The Bong For All!
[Blur] not for only those few Mystics
[Blur] We Should have There Visions To.
[Blur] Blur giggles.
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Malkor] ...
[Malkor] this is a joke
[Malkor] You've got to be kidding me, Mystic Bong?
[Malkor] I don't even know what it is, and if I did, you can be sure I'd sell it to the public!
[Malkor] Blur thinks he has the court system figured out...
[Malkor] he's making known an unfair practice...
[Malkor] please vote frivolous.
[Malkor] Malkor sighs.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Blur, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Blur] i Am not. it is The Truth i Tell you
[Blur] Him and Martlet Stood Around Reminising About it one day
[Blur] We All know Martlet has Been Smoking Something Strange.
[Blur] And Why Has Malkor Changed all of a sudden?
[Blur] i think he no longer has the Bong.
[Blur] the Bong Effected him.
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Malkor] Malkor sighs and whispers a prayer for the foolish soul who cursed his name.
[Malkor] Friends...
[Malkor] I know that I have not been the model citizen in the past...
[Malkor] But I'm seeking to make retribution...
[Malkor] Blur has gone mad...
[Malkor] he knows the verdict is guilty, no matter what
[Malkor] I watched as he bribed Haengemie
[Malkor] Malkor glares at the judge.
[Malkor] He gave Loco 3 months for being smelly.
[Malkor] Snrub was only saved by chance...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Malkor] Malkor sighs...
[Malkor] Try him next.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Blur this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (120 min/1000 c) , and suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Blur's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] BlurThis court has decided to place Blur on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 1:45 on 36 Summer, 533