Puddleby Court Log: 36 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 04:06

In the matter of Malkor v Blur, accused of “exploiting a weakness in the court system and bribing Judge Haengemie.”

Before the jurors: ToriAnn, Skye, Relkin, Mythica, Frank, Gil-Galad, Alorthia, Kevas, K'Pyn

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Malkor] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, three times Blur has summoned the citizens of Puddleby to proclaim his trumped up charges...
[Malkor] trumped up charges...
[Malkor] ...and not until the last case was he stopped...
[Malkor] Blur rigged the proceedings so that even when the charges were found frivolous,
[Malkor] the court workers would send guilty charges.
[Malkor] To make matters worse, the last case he offered Judge Haengemie to find me guilty of smuggling drugs.
[Malkor] He calls Loco a "smelly zo"... 3 months probation.
[Malkor] Snrub is "too damn short"... 3 months probation
[Malkor] and here he stands, free to cause more mischief.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Blur, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Blur] Blur Points At malkor
[Blur] look who's Talking
[Blur] Yes The Court WAs misguded
[Blur] but
[Blur] loco is a Smelly Zo... he has even admited it. Snrub Asked Me To Accuse him of his Crimes.
[Blur] Snrub is a little joker
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Malkor] Malkor sighs.
[Malkor] I realize that I have not been the best citizen...
[Malkor] but I have turned over a new leafe, I truly have.
[Malkor] And I am not the one on trial.
[Malkor] It is on Judge Haengemie's behalf that I am here.
[Malkor] He was as outraged as I at blur's attempt to bribe.
[Malkor] By attacking our court system, he has attacked our very way of life.
[Malkor] If our justice is impure, how can any of us truly be safe to do what we know is right?
[Malkor] I think you all know what Blur has done, and that it is wrong.
[Malkor] punish him for his actions.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Blur, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Blur] Malkor you are one to speak... But where is this evedince of me Bribing anyone?
[Blur] when has This Judge Ever Said i did anything wrong
[Blur] What Do i Gain by Bribing a Judge
[Blur] What Do i Gain by Bribing a Judge?
[Blur] This is What must be considerd
[Blur] What do i gain by doing what im accused
[Blur] one word.
[Blur] Nothing
[Blur] i say again
[Blur] loco is a Smelly Zo... he has even admited it. Snrub Asked Me To Accuse him of his Crimes.
[Blur] even thought loco maynot look like a Zo
[Blur] He Admited it
[Blur] And The Jury Found him Guilty
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 2
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 4
  Abstaining: -8

[Haengemie] Blur this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Blur's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 360 min
  Total recommended fine: 1030c
  Total jurors: 0
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 0 min/0c

[Haengemie] BlurThis court has decided to place Blur on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 5:19 on 36 Summer, 533