Puddleby Court Log: 40 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 05:58

In the matter of Vagile Savane v Sassy, accused of “trespassing”

Before the jurors: Saturnus, Priapus, Gyre, Malkor, Gandor Durin, Aki, Polerand, Fuzz, Grand Master

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Vagile Savane] despite verbal warnings
[Vagile Savane] and a clearly written sign on the door
[Vagile Savane] Sassy entered a hut that was not hers
[Vagile Savane] hence constituting trespassing
[Vagile Savane] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile Savane
[Haengemie] Sassy, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Sassy] ack! i crashed
[Sassy] where are we?
[Sassy] umm...i'm innocent.
[Sassy] what am i supposed to be saying?
[Sassy] Sassy cries
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Sassy] I am innocent. I would not trespass
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sassy
[Haengemie] Vagile Savane, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Vagile Savane] she even admits freely that she "crashed" into the hut
[Vagile Savane] she sleeps in court showing contempt for this process
[Vagile Savane] obviously has little regard for law.
[Vagile Savane] she deserves a stern wrist slap
[Vagile Savane] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile Savane
[Haengemie] Sassy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Sassy] I lagged....
[Sassy] the fog has been great for me lately and I went into the hut in error
[Sassy] i also went asleep in this court because the fog was so great for me
[Sassy] it wasn't done intentionally
[Sassy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sassy
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 4
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 4
  Abstaining: -9

[Haengemie] Sassy this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Sassy's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 136 min
  Total recommended fine: 26c
  Total jurors: 0
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 0 min/0c

[Haengemie] SassyThis court has decided to place Sassy on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 6:49 on 40 Summer, 533