Puddleby Court Log: 40 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 08:48

In the matter of Sassy v Ther' Anger, accused of “physically abusing her”

Before the jurors: Adrian, Gyre, Aki, Al Capone, Alchemist, Aldernon, Ananna, Angela, Bars

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Sassy] Ther' Anger has repeatedly thrown rocks and hurt my physically. I cant take it anymore! :(
[Sassy] Physical abuse should not be tolerated! I have many witnesses to his attacks, which have occurred right in the middle of town.
[Sassy] in the middle of town.
[Sassy] Not only do his attacks hurt me physically, but they are slanderous and maliciously hurt my name
[Sassy] since they are yelled and said in town with everyone to hear.
[Sassy] As evidence I enter this text message from a few moments ago from my scroll text log:
[Sassy] 5/9/99 5:37:51p \Action: Ther' Anger throws a rock at Sassy
[Sassy] you can also see a picutre of him doing it at http://members.aol.com/nycsassy/rude.html
[Sassy] I urge a tough sentence. a crime like this is heinous.
[Sassy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sassy
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] I never did throw physical rocks at her. What I throw are mental rocks in an attempt to improve her mental condition.
[Ther' Anger] You see, sassy has a condition called social dependency
[Ther' Anger] and I throw rocks, but usually I name them unless thrown again, which carry the same name
[Ther' Anger] I name them like complaints
[Ther' Anger] crowds
[Ther' Anger] rescues
[Ther' Anger] which remind her of her problem
[Ther' Anger] and I hope they can help her recuperate from this mental disability
[Ther' Anger] and I would also like to point out that I have 50 coins on getting probation for 3 months
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Sassy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Sassy] the rocks are physical. ask those who witness them. they hurt. don't let his conniving fool you.
[Sassy] he has repeatedly thrown rocks at me. labelling them only gives him an excuse. they hurt and i have bruises to prove it.
[Sassy] I urge you to send a strong message that physicaly violence like this is unacceptable!
[Sassy] speaking your mind or your opinion, as he as just done is fine! But throwing rocks???
[Sassy] speaking your mind or your opinion, as he as just done, is fine! But throwing rocks???
[Sassy] !
[Sassy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sassy
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Mental bruises, maybe, physical, never. My mental rocks try to lower her ego, which we all know, is very large.
[Ther' Anger] She relies on her social popularity to act as a bias to this jury
[Ther' Anger] this is another example of social dependency
[Ther' Anger] You cannot support her problem by voting me guilty by passed experiences with sassy
[Ther' Anger] Just because she has been kind to you has no relation to this trial
[Ther' Anger] which is of my assistance to Sassy's mental inability
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 9
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: -9

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Ther' Anger's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 233 min
  Total recommended fine: 304c
  Total jurors: 0
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 0 min/0c

[Haengemie] Ther' AngerThis court has decided to place Ther' Anger on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 9:46 on 40 Summer, 533