Puddleby Court Log: 48 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 20:12

In the matter of Iho v Egden, accused of “Stealing my tarts”

Before the jurors: Dreamer, Bloodmoon, Mahar, Meowth, Dude, Bones, BonTemps, Nyssa, Polerand

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Iho] As everyone know, food is rare and important for us Halflings since the great war.
[Iho] About 5 mins ago, Egden stole some of my good tarts right in town
[Iho] Some other ppl ever saw him
[Iho] Some other ppl even saw him
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Egden, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Egden] i'm innocent i tell you!
[Egden] i dont even know what flavor the tarts are
[Egden] curse that Amrald
[Egden] bringing me to this desolate area
[Egden] anyway
[Egden] as for Iho's tarts
[Egden] i think food isnt rare for halfings
[Egden] look at there bot bellies
[Egden] look at there pot bellies
[Egden] even if i did steal the tarts (which i didnt) i would be doing him a favor
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Egden] i think we should start a excersise program for halfings
[Egden] and i want my lawyer!
[Egden] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Egden
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Since the war i'm starving... I was conting on those tarts to eat for the next week. Now i'll have to eat Harricot's ugly food.
[Iho] Now i'll have to eat Harricot's ugly food.
[Iho] This guy realy took my tarts...
[Iho] He must have hide them in E puddleby while I was running at him.
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Egden, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Egden] ok i confess
[Egden] i didnt do
[Egden] i didnt do it
[Egden] and i'm glad glad glad i didnt
[Egden] if fact
[Egden] if i had my time again
[Egden] i probably still
[Egden] wouldnt do it
[Egden] and i'd also like to ad
[Egden] I'm a King!
[Egden] from the peaceful island known as Dirago
[Egden] I want my Lawyer
[Egden] anyway
[Egden] shouldnt we take a oath of some type
[Egden] and i did witness a stealing of some tarts
[Egden] as you know
[Egden] Iho thinks i stole his tarts
[Egden] but really
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Egden] i saw Shadowmutt coming at the smell
[Egden] so i grabbed them to keep them away from the mutt
[Haengemie] Thank you, Egden
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 7
  Votes frivolous: 1
  Abstaining: -9

[Haengemie] Egden this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Egden's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 369 min
  Total recommended fine: 506c
  Total jurors: 0
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 0 min/0c

[Haengemie] EgdenThis court has decided to place Egden on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 21:5 on 48 Summer, 533