Puddleby Court Log: 49 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 00:15

In the matter of Meriin v Stormraven, accused of “need to blow off some steam sorry kill meowth hit and run chicken”

Before the jurors: Hrothgar, Commander Nate, Barbie Girl, Bavmorda, Monolith, Nerazus, Nyssa, Ptolemy, Reye

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Meriin] I didnt think you woul mind as much
[Meriin] oops
[Meriin] kill meowth
[Meriin] kill
[Meriin] mewoth
[Meriin] he sued me and ran
[Meriin] just blowing off some steam
[Meriin] kiiilllllll
[Meriin] leading mounsters
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Meriin
[Haengemie] Stormraven, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Stormraven] i have no idea why i am here
[Stormraven] he just told me he is angry with meowth
[Stormraven] so he sued me to blow off some steam
[Stormraven] makes alot of sense to me
[Stormraven] wastes your and my time
[Stormraven] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stormraven
[Haengemie] Meriin, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Meriin] I apolize but
[Meriin] I am a little mad at him at the moment and I cant sue him becuase he ran
[Meriin] I am wasting your time
[Meriin] so vote guilty
[Meriin] I would love to ring his neck
[Meriin] and pull out his tail
[Meriin] withch woul hurt
[Meriin] the but iodine on it
[Meriin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Meriin
[Haengemie] Stormraven, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Stormraven] he is talking about being angry at meowith, yet i am the one here
[Stormraven] and he wants to vote me guilty !
[Stormraven] i did nothing
[Stormraven] like i said before this is a waste of time as usual
[Stormraven] i did nothing
[Stormraven] he even admitted that
[Stormraven] he is angry at a totally different person
[Stormraven] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stormraven
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 8
  Abstaining: -9

[Haengemie] Meriin this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (120 min/1000 c) , and suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Meriin's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 610 min
  Total recommended fine: 1350c
  Total jurors: 0
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 0 min/0c

[Haengemie] MeriinThis court has decided to place Meriin on probation for a period of 3 months.

Court adjourned at 1:14 on 49 Summer, 533