pcl_533_347_13_37

Puddleby Court Log: 77 Autumn, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 13:37

In the matter of Teioh v Ther' Anger, accused of “to give his worthless ass what it deserves for his prior convictions”

Before the jurors: Healery, Garibaldi, Horatio, Juliet, Alorthia, Apollo, Baerwizz, Bavmorda, Binky.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Teioh] Ther'anger has been found guilty in two prior cases. He was unable to serve his sentences because of a
[Teioh] defunct court system
[Teioh] now that the system has been fixed, it is time he gets what is coming to him
[Teioh] the first conviction was for the murder of 20 people
[Teioh] the second was for sexual harassment, a second account of murder, and treason
[Teioh] jackie the honerable healer is witness to these convictionas
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Teioh] I'll finish later
[Teioh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Teioh
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] The court system was not defunct. I received two warnings and probation which were due for my first crimes.
[Ther' Anger] And second of all, I wasn ot convicted of sexual harassment
[Ther' Anger] Teioh is incredible, and unreliable
[Ther' Anger] he merely brings up this case to settle many of his own disputes which are not worthy of our time
[Ther' Anger] The grounds of this case are vulgar and offensive. He brings in matter not relevant to any recent crimes.
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Teioh, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Teioh] he was PROVEN guilty twice. BOTH Times he was placed on probation. He still must serve for his crimes
[Teioh] you can't be placed on probation two times in a row
[Teioh] nah-ah
[Teioh] it don't work that way
[Teioh] as far as the sexual harassment? ask Jackie
[Teioh] you will probably hear his prior convictions before you read the verdict
[Teioh] keep in mind that both times, he got away scott free
[Teioh] he won't learn unless you punish him
[Teioh] and a slap on the hand won't do
[Teioh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Teioh
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] If you were to visit the court library you wold surely find that a man cannot be convicted twice for the same crime.
[Ther' Anger] While on probation I did have to check in with Bellafae every other day.
[Ther' Anger] I was not allowed to leave the town walls
[Ther' Anger] and was restricted to a small salary.
[Ther' Anger] I did serve my punishment. This case is complete misuse of our precious time.
[Ther' Anger] I did serve my punishment. This case isa complete misuse of our precious time.
[Ther' Anger] I did serve my punishment. This case is a complete misuse of our precious time.
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


   Votes innocent: 5
   Votes guilty: 1
   Votes frivolous: 3
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.

  Court adjourned at 14:28 on 77 Autumn, 533