Puddleby Court Log: 88 Autumn, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 14:59

In the matter of Kalian v Chum, accused of “ Whoops laged into Constance”

Before the jurors: Puffy, Mork, Catch, Mortis, Gimli, Natas, Viper, Hawkthorn.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Kalian] Hello Everyone I an here because i lagged into constance
[Kalian] aND that is that
[Kalian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kalian
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Chum] normally, I'd say Kali's a pretty nice guy...
[Chum] But he's been pestering me all day...
[Chum] give me this, give me that...
[Chum] share with me.
[Chum] can I have a...
[Chum] then, he starts thinkto ing me...
[Chum] "I'm gonna take you to trial, what should I accuse you of"
[Chum] perfect waste of time.
[Chum] also, you can't lag into constance, you have to say "i do" to cause a trial.
[Chum] frivolous. max jail time. That's my recommendation.
[Chum] He's abusing the system, wasting everyone's time.
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] Kalian, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Kalian] I was walking to talk to the constance when Chum came and swore at little diabled Billy and i cried and swore to avenge Billy
[Kalian] and i dont this u should make fun of disable people
[Kalian] its just not right
[Kalian] I hade no choice to do this trial i neeced to avenge Billy
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Kalian] Chum threw Bill over the counter and i jumped ver to get hin but bumped into Constance
[Kalian] Chum threw Billy over the counter and i jumped ver to get hin but bumped into Constance
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kalian
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Chum] that's rediculous.
[Chum] I know no billy.
[Chum] I have nothin against billy.
[Chum] I've never seen billy.
[Chum] I've been in town for the past 3 hrs. most of you were there with me.
[Chum] Kalian is wasting your time *AND* purgering himself.
[Chum] i urge you to discourage this sort of abuse by voting FRIVOLOUS and recommending max jail time.
[Chum] cripes, I'm trying to retire here... I just hang out in town and chat with you guys...
[Chum] sorry to seem harsh, but sheesh! can't a guy just chat?
[Chum] FRIVOLOUS, max jail.
[Chum] Thank you.
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 0
   Votes guilty: 2
   Votes frivolous: 6
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Kalian this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Kalian's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

   Total recommended jail time: 603 min
   Total recommended fine: 600c
   Total jurors: 8
   Avg recommended jail/fine: 75 min/75c

[Haengemie] Kalian, you are hereby sentenced to spend 75 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 75 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (73c) as additional jail-time of 5 minutes.

Court adjourned at 15:57 on 88 Autumn, 533