Puddleby Court Log: 89 Autumn, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 6:17

In the matter of Wrath v Teioh, accused of “Hitting a women (Relkin) in front of poor disabled Billy, and setting a bad example”

Before the jurors: Yoj, Grand Master, Babajaga, Gilean, Catch, Cleopatra, Laurel, Adua, Holly.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Wrath] Well you see it all started in town a while ago....
[Wrath] Relkin Holly and I were talking when Teioh came up and kicked Relkin
[Wrath] Little Billy was with me at the time...
[Wrath] He then look at me and kicked me several times in the shins!
[Wrath] Thats why Idecided thie treial was needed
[Wrath] You see its people like Teioh that make the disabled Children of puddlby become hoodlums!
[Wrath] Darshak Thugs I should say!
[Wrath] It hurts me deeply to see that happen
[Wrath] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wrath
[Haengemie] Teioh, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Teioh] Yeah I slapped that bitch! What she gets for backtalking me!
[Teioh] but since when has hitting women in front of retards been a crome?
[Teioh] I mean comon!
[Teioh] billy is a tard! he don't even know whats going on
[Teioh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Teioh
[Haengemie] Wrath, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Wrath] Yes maybe Billy is a tard but he does know whats going on!
[Wrath] He repeated what teioh did!
[Wrath] and look at the poor women Relkin.
[Wrath] The marks she has on her face and body.
[Wrath] Lets say u were that women Relkin
[Wrath] And teioh beat u till u had bruises wouldnt u want justice!
[Wrath] And he did in the middle of puddlbey to
[Wrath] lol
[Wrath] See look at litt Billy now
[Wrath] See how hurt he is as he watches
[Wrath] Thats why I ask the jury to vote guilty with heavy jail time.
[Wrath] Wrath creis.
[Wrath] Wrath cries
[Wrath] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wrath
[Haengemie] Teioh, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Teioh] Those marks were there before I allegedly touched her!
[Teioh] I mean look at her! she's ugly
[Teioh] looks like someone smacked Relkin with an ugly stick too many times
[Teioh] I mean if you're that ugly you deserve to be slapped
[Teioh] WAIT!
[Teioh] oh n/m
[Teioh] well that ugly woman Relkin
[Teioh] should be slapped
[Teioh] anyone who passes by
[Teioh] should slap her
[Teioh] so I ask you
[Teioh] the jury
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Teioh] please slap Relkin as often and hars as you like
[Teioh] make it a law to slap Relkin
[Teioh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Teioh
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 0
   Votes guilty: 7
   Votes frivolous: 2
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Teioh this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Autumn 347 of 533, Teioh was found frivolous, having charged Ther' Anger

   of to give his worthless ass what it deserves for his prior convictions
   ¡ 11 / 0 / 0
   ¢ 533/3/347 14:28
   ´ Rimbaud
   Ï Ther' Anger
   Û takeing people to court for no reason and getting away with it
   ¡ 11 / 0 / 0
   ¢ 533/3/347 15:47
   ´ Ther' Anger
   Ï Al Capone
   Û for being an ugly butterfly

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Teioh's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

Total recommended jail time: 810 min
Total recommended fine: 500c
Total jurors: 9
Avg recommended jail/fine: 90 min/55c
[Haengemie] Teioh, you are hereby sentenced to spend 90 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 55 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (55c) as additional jail-time of 4 minutes.
Court adjourned at 7:31 on 89 Autumn, 533