Puddleby Court Log: 2 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 10:50

In the matter of Bigfat v Gaia's Lawyer, accused of “Being a pain, and she asked me to sue her. ”

Before the jurors: Thuja, Adua, Bavmorda, Harbinger, Holly, Keyser Soze, Lister

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Bigfat] Well, ok.
[Bigfat] I knew it seemed stupiud that someone names GaiasLawyer is on.
[Bigfat] A:Waste of their own money.
[Bigfat] 10$ ooc
[Bigfat] And
[Bigfat] She was walking around saying, sue me instead of gaia
[Bigfat] or, should i say
[Bigfat] yelling repeidelaty
[Bigfat] this may be stupid
[Bigfat] but i think we should put an end to all this crap that has to do with gods
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bigfat] like, Gaias Boobs, that kinda stuff
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Gaia's Lawyer, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gaia's Lawyer] This case hase nothing to do with me I am here to defend Gaia's casses. This is a frivilous case.
[Gaia's Lawyer] when u vote. vote frivilous
[Gaia's Lawyer] and give him mass jail time
[Gaia's Lawyer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaia's Lawyer
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] I think this is not frivilous, i think its time someone stops, or trys to stop with all this none sense.
[Bigfat] i have a question, would any of you, like waste 10 dallars, just so youcould have, or try to have a "cool" name?
[Bigfat] Ex: Hmm... i got an extra 10 bucks, i think ill waste it on, a character named --Chum--
[Bigfat] that kind of thing
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bigfat] it makes no sense!
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Gaia's Lawyer, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Gaia's Lawyer] I cannot be blamed for this case. Bigfat is to blam if he toke anyone of your time. Frivilous, max jail time
[Gaia's Lawyer] thats all I say
[Gaia's Lawyer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaia's Lawyer
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 5
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Bigfat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Bigfat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 320 min
  Total recommended fine: 500c
  Total jurors: 7
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 45 min/71c

[Haengemie] Bigfat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 45 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 71 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (49c) as additional jail-time of 4 minutes.

Court adjourned at 11:38 on 2 Winter, 534