pcl_0534_004_15_22

Puddleby Court Log: 4 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 15:22

In the matter of Nyt'Shade v Unknown, accused of “Sexualy harresing me”

Before the jurors: Catch, Baal Fairbane, Sephiroth, BumbleBee, Kelan, Gor, Kren'daa, Lothar

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Nyt'Shade] If you look south you will see Atomical.
[Nyt'Shade] hiding Like The Small Man he is
[Nyt'Shade] He rAn From his own Trial.
[Nyt'Shade] this is what he finds funny
[Nyt'Shade] 6/13/99 10:05:18p Atomical says, " NytShade can kill a crab about as fast as a doctor can diagnose her with crabs"
[Nyt'Shade] Anyone here find that funny?
[Nyt'Shade] i just put him in jail for such things
[Nyt'Shade] then he does this
[Nyt'Shade] Sephiroth that figures
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Nyt'Shade] BumbleBee is his chum
[Nyt'Shade] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Nyt'Shade
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] well
[Atomical] She wouldn't leave me alone
[Atomical] She wouldn't leave me alone
[Atomical] As you can see she is suing a person just convicted
[Atomical] She stayed around to bug me the whole time in jail
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Atomical] Saying how her DT brother would kick my ass
[Atomical] I give you my case
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Atomical] thank you
[Atomical] thank you
[Haengemie] Nyt'Shade, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Nyt'Shade] i didnt not say my DT brother would kick yours ass
[Nyt'Shade] i will post the log to the usenet group
[Nyt'Shade] your the one that said i slept with everyone at Dt
[Nyt'Shade] you deserv hard jail time
[Nyt'Shade] not a money fine
[Nyt'Shade] all time
[Nyt'Shade] aint this nice?
[Nyt'Shade] the second he is found guilty he can just go log off
[Nyt'Shade] i give up.
[Nyt'Shade] all i have to say is
[Nyt'Shade] Fry the SOB
[Nyt'Shade] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Nyt'Shade
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] I was talking to Iho she kept harrasing
[Atomical] I was talking to Iho she kept harrasing me
[Atomical] could all you people move back I want to be close to the jury
[Atomical] could all you people move back I want to be close to the jury
[Atomical] thanks
[Atomical] I am a nice guy
[Atomical] I would have left her alone
[Atomical] had she not come near me
[Atomical] I have a record too
[Atomical] I will post one that isn't doctored up
[Atomical] I am heading for my escape now
[Atomical] bye
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Atomical this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.