pcl_0534_058_02_18

Puddleby Court Log: 58 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 02:18

In the matter of Edward v Lilit, accused of “Messing up the Thoom tree fest”

Before the jurors: Vraith, Narse, Caligari, Ace Rimmer, puffy-f, Cutlas, Spit, UndertowII, Commander Nate

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Edward] I am sorry to bother you jury, but Lilit messed up our fun!
[Edward] the throom tree fest was fim amd cool tell Lilit came along
[Edward] and she killed most of the kudzu off by me
[Edward] and she killed most of the kudzu off by now
[Edward] witness: Shadowmist
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Shadowmist, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Lilit, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Lilit] If killing kudzu planted in the center of town is a crime, then indeed, I am guilty.
[Lilit] However, which is more of crime...
[Lilit] Killing kudzu, blocking off most of the road...
[Lilit] Or summoning 12 people from hunts to this?
[Lilit] This is clearly a waste of the courts time...
[Lilit] Compare my karma, to Edwards.
[Lilit] He is known for wasting people's time with these friviolous accusations.
[Lilit] Of course, he cursed me for what I just said...
[Lilit] But's it's true.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Lilit] He is the troublemaker.
[Lilit] I'm sorry.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lilit
[Haengemie] Shadowmist, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Shadowmist. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Shadowmist, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Shadowmist] i was a member of the Thoom tree
[Shadowmist] and saw the acts that Edward
[Shadowmist] described
[Shadowmist] i wish no harm, but what was done was rude
[Shadowmist] and had no place in Puddleby square
[Shadowmist] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Shadowmist
[Haengemie] Edward, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Edward] Lilit, i have been karma bombed by joy, and i also have proff that your "crime" was ture, i have many witnesses
[Edward] witnesses
[Edward] you spoiled our fun
[Edward] and you also where rude
[Edward] and could of walked around it
[Edward] Lilit your evil!@
[Edward] Lilit your just like spekko, so u must be him
[Edward] i call up the witness bones
[Edward] Witness: bones
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Bones, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bones. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Bones, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bones] i was also a member of the tree
[Bones] i was also a member of the tree
[Bones] lilit indeed came and killed the foliage of our fine thoom tree
[Bones] which we had a permit to grow in town
[Bones] 7 thooms were in the tree
[Bones] and many others were enjoying the festival, until lilit came
[Bones] vote guilty
[Bones] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bones
[Haengemie] Lilit, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Lilit] If this court decides that participating in killing a HUGE field of kudzu, is a crime, we're in trouble.
[Lilit] I did not start the attack.
[Lilit] When I came along, I saw many people attacking it.
[Lilit] It was practically blocking entrance to the library..
[Lilit] But, if this is "evil" or a "crime" so be it.
[Lilit] I'll respect the decision of the court.
[Lilit] I just think it only encourages more silly lawsuits.
[Lilit] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lilit
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Lilit this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.