Puddleby Court Log: 60 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 23:51

In the matter of Wrath v Suu'ub III, accused of “sexually harrassing my dead body on south beach”

Before the jurors: Kodo, Ravenstorm, Knack, Edward, J'nder, Gareth, ToriAnn, Leo, Althea

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Wrath] im gonna get frivolous =P
[Wrath] Wrath groans
[Wrath] o ok
[Wrath] It all happened several weeks ago in s beach
[Wrath] I had falled
[Wrath] and i was waitonf for a healer
[Wrath] when all of a sudden up comes Suuub
[Wrath] first he walks aorund me and start to touch my body
[Wrath] Wrath sudders
[Wrath] ohe of the things that i remeber is this thing that suub did to me
[Wrath] *suuub prepares for hardcore sex with wraths body*
[Wrath] =P
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Wrath] Edward was a witness but hes in the damn jury =P
[Wrath] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wrath
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] raped?
[Suu'ub III] Ehehe
[Suu'ub III] i give wrath the nickname: ECM
[Suu'ub III] i give wrath the nickname: ECMB
[Suu'ub III] meaning evil cat molesting boy, cause he tries it all the time
[Suu'ub III] he has no witness', it never happenes
[Suu'ub III] he has no witness', it never happenes=d]
[Suu'ub III] he's insane
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Wrath, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Wrath] move <--- ppl
[Wrath] Ok
[Wrath] now ass I was saying
[Wrath] Wrath thinks
[Wrath] Was so long ago so many bad memeoreis
[Wrath] Cid wa sthere at the time I belive
[Wrath] In another Form ofJoga
[Wrath] He can tell u about it
[Wrath] witness: Cid
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wrath
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Hail all.
[Cid] Hail!
[Cid] I am Cid, a Dawrf.
[Cid] At the time Wrath was on the south beach dead.
[Cid] I was laughing at his dead body.
[Cid] (as any exile would do ;)
[Cid] when suu'ub approached wrath's body.
[Cid] he did things like *suuub prepares to do thing to wrath*
[Cid] ...and *touches Wrath sexualy*
[Cid] i mean, i wouldnt want to be touched
[Cid] >>especialy<< not by Suu'ub.
[Cid] It happened, send a molester to jail so he cant do it again!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cid] We can't stop him from doing it again, but we can stop him for a while.
[Cid] d...dun!
[Cid] duuuuun
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] i don't remember ever seeing wrath dead on S beach, or whatever he claims
[Suu'ub III] i don't have anything else to say, cause my screen is too small and i couildn't see what cid said
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 6
  Votes frivolous: 2
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Suu'ub III's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 410 min
  Total recommended fine: 3000c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 45 min/333c

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you are hereby sentenced to spend 45 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 333 coins.

Court adjourned at 0:53 on 61 Winter, 534