Puddleby Court Log: 62 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 03:40

In the matter of Nyt'Shyd v WormTounge, accused of “Being to Dead!!!!!”

Before the jurors: Narse, Commander Nate, Sretlaw, Noivad, Yoj, Jarok, Strongblade, Natas, PyroManiac

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Nyt'Shyd] im sorry to waste the courts time. But My fellow here WormTounge was very injuerd.
[Nyt'Shyd] and the court had powers to Raise him.
[Nyt'Shyd] And Bellafae im a She!
[Nyt'Shyd] Nyt'Shyd scratchs her throut.
[Nyt'Shyd] Nyt'Shyd tries to speak but cant seem to.
[Nyt'Shyd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Nyt'Shyd
[Bellafae] What a putz. Wormtongue was fine -- 100% healed by the time we got him.
[Haengemie] WormTounge, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[WormTounge] hello everyone! =0
[WormTounge] first of all, the ooc me cant stop laughing!
[WormTounge] anyway
[WormTounge] two rocks hit me, 7 tryed to heal me, at once
[Bellafae] I can't believe such a lame abuse of the court system.
[WormTounge] NytShyd took me to court to heal me
[WormTounge] bellafae is right
[WormTounge] sentence me to jail.. if you must
[WormTounge] but im laughing here, so ill just stop
[WormTounge] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, WormTounge
[Haengemie] Nyt'Shyd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Nyt'Shyd] it is funny
[Nyt'Shyd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Nyt'Shyd
[Haengemie] WormTounge, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bellafae] "Funny" -- we've got important business to conduct, and he thinks it's "funny" to waste everyone's time :\
[WormTounge] and i was soooo wanting to not have to worry about getting hurt by any more beasts
[WormTounge] and i was soooo wanting to not have to worry about getting hurt by any more beasts!
[WormTounge] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, WormTounge
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 5
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 3
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] WormTounge this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.

  Court adjourned at 4:6 on 62 Winter, 534