pcl_0534_064_20_36

Puddleby Court Log: 64 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 20:36

In the matter of Joy v Fuzz, accused of “Being in the eastern pass day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day a”

Before the jurors: Azriel, Caddrel, Cinnamon, Ciric, Cutlas, Omni, Golden, Doctorow, Jkleh

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Joy] Fuzz here, keeps on slaughtering them wendies! He's there all the time I tell ya! What'd the wendies ever do to him? $*^@&
[Joy] do to him ? @#%
[Joy] witness: Cid
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Hail!
[Cid] Hail, honorable jury! I come to prove of fuzz's guiltiness....
[Cid] I believe we've all seen FUZZ in the east pass all the time...
[Cid] ...not only is he robbing newbies of valuable experience....
[Cid] ...but he is becoming a nuisance....
[Cid] ...for example: I was walking a little billy ( a child for a day program)...
[Cid] when i came to the east pass with him...
[Cid] ...not to my suprise, fuzz was there!
[Cid] fuzz began to touch little billy....
[Cid] ....and well, little billy's never been the same, I'm afraidl
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cid] and if you don't lock him up for being in there all the time, do it for little billy!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Cid] puddleby needs you to vote guilty!
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Fuzz] bah
[Fuzz] joy is insane
[Fuzz] to thin kbeing in one place is a crime
[Fuzz] i get enjoyment out of killing those white little monkies
[Fuzz] is that acrime?
[Bellafae] he's got a point...
[Fuzz] i think not
[Fuzz] and to call cid as awtiness
[Fuzz] all he talks about is penis
[Fuzz] hesa truly sick person
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bellafae] Haeng -- 5c says this one's frivolous.
[Joy] He admits it! Take a bite out of crime and put him in the slammer for good!
[Joy] witness: mortis
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Mortis, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mortis. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Mortis, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Mortis] Well he admited it
[Mortis] P{eople of the jury
[Mortis] I too have seen him there many a day
[Mortis] It is really meant to stunt the evolution of the wendiys
[Mortis] because he cant contain his homicidal tendencies
[Mortis] Please do what you must to stop the insanity
[Mortis] and save the tress for huging
[Mortis] not killing
[Mortis] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mortis
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Fuzz] im vision is slightly impaired
[Fuzz] er
[Fuzz] yea
[Fuzz] heh
[Fuzz] well, this cases is about me being in e-pass
[Fuzz] which isnt a crime
[Fuzz] ask alcon
[Fuzz] witness: alcon
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Alcon, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 2
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 5
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Joy this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (120 min/1000 c) , and suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Joy's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 480 min
  Total recommended fine: 8510c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 53 min/945c

[Haengemie] Joy, you are hereby sentenced to spend 53 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 945 coins.

Court adjourned at 21:45 on 64 Winter, 534