pcl_0534_066_02_10

Puddleby Court Log: 66 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 02:10

In the matter of Edward v Unknown, accused of “Harrasing algernon(again)”

Before the jurors: Nyt'Shyd, Diomedes, Papa, Catch, Kasai, Keyser Soze, Gimli, Gyre

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Edward] Joy again choses to harras algernon. She tries to make every bit of his life mizzerible! Algernon is a good halfling.
[Edward] halfling
[Edward] Joy's hoppy and jon is to mka algernon mizzerible
[Edward] Joy's hoppy and jon is to make algernon mizzerible
[Edward] i have a witness who shall be called later on in the trial
[Edward] Why must you make algernon Mizzerible joy? what did he ever do to you?
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Edward] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Joy] Ok Edward is now out of control. Every day he seems to get "Joy" from taking me to court, it's getting kinda annoying.
[Joy] it's getting kinda annoying.
[Joy] He makes up these false accusations day after day
[Joy] I don't know why he does this
[Joy] but he must get some sort of plesure to see good citizens going to court
[Joy] must make him feel "powerfull"
[Joy] anyways
[Joy] once again
[Joy] I was minding my own buiseness
[Joy] when I was rudely interuptted
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Joy] VERY annoying
[Joy] happens daily
[Joy] vote friv and teach him!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Edward, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Edward] This is the second time i have dibe this! joy stop harrasing algernon!! Then you won't have to go to court!
[Edward] This is the second time i have Done this! joy stop harrasing algernon!! Then you won't have to go to court!
[Edward] you seem to like Torturing algernon!
[Edward] This is the second time after the warning
[Edward] You tried to drag him into the libaray
[Edward] You don't know what stop means do you?
[Edward] my witness is cid, the dwarf
[Edward] i, will let him go deeper in this
[Edward] witness: Cid
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Hail, jury, exiles of the land.
[Cid] Hail, jury, exiles of the land.
[Cid] Edward called me here to the stand, as you know...
[Cid] I think he's asking me to testify about what I saw Joy do.... he didn't actualy tell me.
[Cid] The truth is, I just saw Joy pulling/pushing algernon harmlessly around
[Cid] I don't know how much this affects Ed or Algy...
[Cid] But in my opinion, it doesn't say much.
[Cid] Cid shrugs.
[Cid] BEER!!
[Cid] That's all. :)
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Joy] as I was saying before
[Joy] Edward here always interups me during my hunting
[Joy] even this time
[Joy] he says I was in town pushing alger around
[Joy] lies.
[Joy] all lies.
[Joy] I was hunting with CID in S brambles.
[Joy] here is MY witness - Cid
[Joy] witness: cid
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Wow, I'm such a tool. :)
[Cid] Yes, I >>can<< vouch for Joy's whereabouts.
[Cid] We were in the southern forest.... the brambles I think. South of T'rool town...
[Cid] When joy suddenly started swearing and saying she was called to a trial.
[Cid] So, losing the only fighter with me that was bad... :\
[Cid] I just barely got home alive to be here.
[Cid] I don't know why Ed' made a second trial...
[Cid] Wasn't one trial good enough fer him?
[Cid] Was the results of the first trial not good enough?!
[Cid] This is NEEDLESS repitition!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cid] I say vote frivilous on this case....
[Cid] Put an end to needless trials!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Cid] We can settle these things out of court!
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Edward this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Winter 57 of 534, Edward was found frivolous, having charged Gil-Galad

[Haengemie] On Winter 60 of 534, Edward was found frivolous, having charged Lilit

of Messing up the Thoom tree fest.
[Haengemie] On Winter 65 of 534, Edward was found frivolous, having charged Lilit
of Dropping unding on people in the unding pit constantly.
[Haengemie] Due to the 4 priors in the past year,
[Haengemie] The maximum sentence is raised to 120 minutes in jail or a fine of 1000c,
[Haengemie] or, possibly, a combination of jail time and fine, depending on the jury's recommendations.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Edward's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
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Total recommended jail time: 730 min
Total recommended fine: 950c
Total jurors: 8
Avg recommended jail/fine: 91 min/118c
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[Haengemie] Since Edward is not present, this court will note the sentence, and pronounce it when they return.
[Haengemie] Clera, please note that Edward is sentenced to 91 minutes in jail, with a fine amount of 118c.
[Haengemie] Plus 14c for delayed-court costs.
Court adjourned at 3:27 on 66 Winter, 534