pcl_0534_068_12_08

Puddleby Court Log: 68 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 12:08

In the matter of Syd v Joy, accused of “Being a neglagent mother”

Before the jurors: Yoj, J'nder, Puffy, Reye, Jo Ma'ril, Jackie, Pookoiko, Djinn, Tarsaroth

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Syd] First off, I would like to start by saying hello to my fellow Exiles! I have just returned from Perdition wars.
[Syd] I have returned to be saddneded by my mother, Joy.
[Syd] She abandonned my brother Cid and I just before the chaos storms hit.
[Syd] Once I found her she would not take care of either of us.
[Syd] All she could say was "@#$%^"
[Syd] All she could say was "@#$%^""
[Syd] All she could say was "@#$%^""
[Syd] Syd sobs.
[Syd] My mother has never helped Cid nor I he was supposed to be hear but had to go fishing.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Syd] witness: Victor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Victor, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Victor. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Victor, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Victor] i have seen joy harras algernon, she is not making a good role modle for her children
[Victor] It's Very important for them to have a good mother
[Victor] i have nother more to say
[Victor] thank you
[Victor] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Victor
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Joy] I seem to have a problem with my hearing, coulden't hear what Victor said, so don't expect me to resond to what he sayd.
[Joy] he says
[Joy] I see many many familiar faces out there, many who knew me before the wars.
[Joy] I don't recall ever having a kid, and I think I'm one to know this
[Joy] This is mearly another waste of time
[Joy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Syd] The elder dwarf in Perdition told Cid and I we were twins and that you are our Mother, are you calling an Elder a liar?
[Syd] I hope you allow no bias by this case it is all the truth.
[Syd] Syd sobs.
[Syd] I hope you take this into account.
[Syd] My brother Cid and I need a good rolemodel.
[Syd] How can we have a rolemodel so abusive as such?
[Syd] witness: Marine
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Marine, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marine. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Marine, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Marine] Er
[Marine] Er
[Marine] Well
[Marine] I'm kind of confushed, <chuckles>
[Marine] Well
[Marine] I think not having a good rolemodel make Syd a complete JackAss
[Marine] Same With Cid
[Marine] Without good parenting, They both become total Jackasses!
[Marine] I mean, THey are a ASS
[Marine] heh =D
[Marine] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marine
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Joy] Taking a good citizen to court and stating she is your mother is not a good way for getting love.
[Joy] It is a shame though that you do not know who your real mother is and I hope you find her someday.
[Joy] You may have better luck finding your father.
[Joy] witness: Jo Maril
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Jo Ma'ril, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Joy this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.