Puddleby Court Log: 69 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 10:35

In the matter of Ther' Anger v Jackie, accused of “(by popular demand,represnted by Ther'Anger) 1.Hitlers daughter. 2.For being a supernazi-kraut 3.Bad fighter. 4.Demon spawn whore 5. Doesn't heal”

Before the jurors: Polerand, Charlos, Mug, Puffy, Koriel Fishbind, Ton To, Heccacia, Wrath, Allinca

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Ther' Anger] I am here as a paid lawyer to represnt anonymous figures who wish to carry out this case.
[Ther' Anger] point 1.
[Ther' Anger] Jackie is hitler's daughter
[Ther' Anger] as we all know hitlet is an evil man from the mainland
[Ther' Anger] as we all know hitler is an evil man from the mainland
[Ther' Anger] from a certain portion of the northern area
[Ther' Anger] the SAME area Jackie was born
[Ther' Anger] Hitler is believe to be dead, and would be around 70 years old
[Ther' Anger] Jackie fits the appropriate age to be his daughter
[Ther' Anger] charge the second:
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Jackie, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Jackie] hmmm ok
[Jackie] i decided to hold it IC (ooc)
[Jackie] who the hell is hitler?!?!?
[Jackie] i never heard of a person called this
[Jackie] 2nd point: what's a nzi?!?!?
[Jackie] 2nd point: what's a nazi?!?!?
[Jackie] maybe if i would know what that is i could say anything to that
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Jackie] 3rd point: hmmmm demon spawn whore???
[Jackie] what's that?
[Jackie] done...
[Jackie] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jackie
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Second charge: a nazi is a person from the norther portion, the area which hitler was born into.
[Ther' Anger] The same area Jackie holds to be her birthplace
[Ther' Anger] charge the third:
[Ther' Anger] Jackie to be a demon spawn whore.
[Ther' Anger] I'm sure we've all heard stories of Jackie's promiscuous life.
[Ther' Anger] and the tales from the Tor Inn
[Ther' Anger] these can only support it
[Ther' Anger] yet another charge:
[Ther' Anger] Jackie is a bad fighter
[Ther' Anger] how can a healer be a good fighter?
[Ther' Anger] they lack the proper training facilities
[Ther' Anger] charge the fifth:
[Ther' Anger] Jackie does not heal
[Ther' Anger] Her main concern is bloodshed
[Ther' Anger] witness : devil
[Ther' Anger] witness: devil
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Devil, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Devil. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Devil, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Devil] heh
[Devil] well
[Devil] hello jury =)
[Devil] now, Jackie may be a nice person, but she is till concerned with being a fighter more than a healer
[Devil] for example
[Devil] when I was in the e-pass one day
[Devil] she was running around making sure she tagged everything
[Devil] while several were fallen
[Devil] now...I'm not a healer
[Devil] but I don't believe that is tehir primary concern as a whole...to tag everything
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Devil] I believe the healers chose their proffesion to help the community
[Devil] and Jackie does not do this
[Devil] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Devil
[Haengemie] Jackie, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Jackie] hmm ok
[Jackie] the 4th point i'll not make a statement.. it's silly itself...
[Jackie] the 4th point i'll not make a statement.. it's silly itself...
[Jackie] 5th pont: i will surely NOT hal a non sharing poerson...
[Jackie] i'll heal all healers and all sharing ones
[Haengemie] this is the stupidest trial I've ever had the misfortune to preside over :(
[Jackie] but no non sharing one and not ppls like theranger
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Jackie] ooc: i see this court as a personal insult and offend in RL cause i LIVE in austria the 2st land who hitler captured
[Jackie] witness mortis
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jackie
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 6
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Ther' Anger's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 546 min
  Total recommended fine: 1650c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 60 min/183c

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 183 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (183c) as additional jail-time of 12 minutes.

Court adjourned at 11:50 on 69 Winter, 534