pcl_0534_081_17_33

Puddleby Court Log: 81 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 17:33

In the matter of Nyt'Shyd v Unknown, accused of “Disturbing the Peace, Useing Profain Language”

Before the jurors: Braveheart, Ton Ton Djab, Mouser, Kyloter, Zyloth, Polerand, Gandor Durin, Commander Nate

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Nyt'Shyd] Greetings, Fellow Exiles.
[Nyt'Shyd] Well It Seems Bond Has Flee'd The Lands
[Nyt'Shyd] now then,
[Nyt'Shyd] In Town i Was Sitting With Others Playing with alger.
[Nyt'Shyd] When out of no where comes a Yell
[Nyt'Shyd] Bond yells, "F@#! ALL YOU COX"
[Nyt'Shyd] i am sensoring everything
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Nyt'Shyd] censor.
[Nyt'Shyd] Bond says, "MOTHER F$#@ERS"
[Haengemie] Thank you, Nyt'Shyd
[Haengemie] Bond, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bond] woohoo I love mother fuckers
[Bond] You penises Will die
[Bond] chum stole 500c from me
[Bond] ASSHOLES
[Bond] NOW I AM NEVER STOP SWEARING
[Bond] WHO THE HELL CARES IF YOU TAKE ME TO COURT
[Bond] I DONT HAVE NO MONEY ASSWIPES
[Bond] CHUM THINKS HE IS A FUCKING GOD
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bond] YEAH HE IS A GOD OF ALL ASSHOLES
[Bond] DONE\
[Bond] DONE
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bond
[Haengemie] Nyt'Shyd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Nyt'Shyd] I Rest My Case. I Seek Jail Time in a Whole For This Indivigual.
[Nyt'Shyd] Your Humble Servant. self Proclaimed Sheriff(im nutty eh?).
[Nyt'Shyd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Nyt'Shyd
[Haengemie] Bond, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bond] HOW ABOUT THAT SORRY ASS CASE THAT I JUST WAS IN TOTALLY FRIVOLOUS
[Bond] SOME PEOPLE CAN BE TOTALLY BLIND
[Bond] NYT SHYD DOESNT HAVE THAT GOOD OF A RECORD ANYWAY
[Bond] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bond
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Bond this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Bond's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Bond, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 125 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (125c) as additional jail-time of 8 minutes.

Court adjourned at 18:26 on 81 Winter, 534