Puddleby Court Log: 89 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 07:22

In the matter of Llerendel v Cid, accused of “sexually assaulting Algernon in the Purple Tor Inn”

Before the jurors: Ali, Punk, Luthic Darkus, Poplar, Network Bear, Javelin, Angela, Sam, Skybird

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Llerendel] Algernon is a friend to all, but a bit mentally incompetent.
[Llerendel] During my next setion of testimony, I will provide a log dump showing
[Llerendel] that Cid and Syd kidnapped Algernon, dragged him to the Inn, and performed
[Llerendel] unnatural acts upon him.
[Llerendel] Please turn on your text log windows, and view the testimony at your leisure there.
[Llerendel] Thank you.
[Llerendel] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Llerendel
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Hail, Judge and Jury.
[Cid] I've got to say Llerendel's testimony of this so called "text log" is strange to me...
[Cid] ...first of all, I did not "kidnap" Algernon...
[Cid] ...Algernon could of walked away at his own leisure if he wanted to!
[Cid] I've seen him use his legs by himself before...
[Cid] ...why couldn't he of now?
[Cid] Yes, Syd and I took him to the inn...
[Cid] ....but that was only for fun!
[Cid] The whole intention of sexualy harrasing a poor innocent halfling is beyond my comprehension...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cid] I guess I've rebutted.
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] Llerendel, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Llerendel] Dwarves have strange ideas of "fun", as you will see.
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "Excuse me, I want to see where Algernon is going"
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "Where are you taking him?"
[Llerendel] Cid: "Home."
[Llerendel] Syd: "He fell asleep."
[Llerendel] Syd: "We need to take him to his house."
[Llerendel] Cid: "mommy says im spesial."
[Llerendel] Syd: "ooc: how will we get him to next screen?"
[Llerendel] Cid: "wait for him to wake up. :)"
[Llerendel] (Syd shakes Algernon.)
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "But if he wakes up, he doesn't need to go home"
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "Who's idea was this?"
[Llerendel] (Syd points at his brother Cid.)
[Llerendel] (Cid points at Syd.)
[Llerendel] Syd: "Cid, give me 15c?"
[Llerendel] Gumdar: "Syd, here is your key. Enjoy your stay."
[Llerendel] Syd: "Llerendel, please leave we need to get him dressed."
[Llerendel] (Llerendel folds her arms)
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "If you force me to leave,"
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "I'll take you to court on a morals charge"
[Llerendel] Syd: "We need to get him dressed!"
[Llerendel] (Llerendel turns her back)
[Llerendel] Syd: "He is our 3rd brother."
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "I've got 4 kids, Syd."
[Llerendel] Cid: "We're trying to get aquainted."
[Llerendel] Syd: "So?"
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "It isn't anything I haven't seen already"
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "Where is Algie now?"
[Llerendel] Syd: "I left him alone."
[Llerendel] Syd: "Cid wanted him all for himself."
[Llerendel] Syd: "So I yelled at Cid and left."
[Llerendel] Syd: "The door is locked again, with Cid inside."
[Llerendel] Syd: "I told Cid to stop."
[Llerendel] Colombe: "I'm afraid you have to convince Cid, now"
[Llerendel] Syd: "He won't listen now."
[Llerendel] Syd: "He had gone insane."
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "Where is Algie, Cid"
[Llerendel] (Cid acts innocent.)
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "Is he still in the room?"
[Llerendel] I went back to the Inn, and found a catatonic Algie
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "There there, algie"
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "The bad dwarf won't hurt you any more"
[Llerendel] Cid: "hes out brother!"
[Llerendel] (Llerendel adjusts his pants correctly)
[Llerendel] Llerendel: "You could at least have wiped away the..."
[Llerendel] (Llerendel can't say it)
[Llerendel] Llerendel turns away, shaken
[Llerendel] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Llerendel
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cid] ROFL! I was looking at what Llerendel said, some of it is true, but most of it has ben forged...
[Cid] ...and none of it actualy >>proves<< I did anything wrong.
[Cid] I mean, come on, Syd & I were in there, not just me.
[Cid] It's not like we were hurting him in there...
[Cid] ...just playin' a game...
[Cid] I dunno what our world would be without fun!
[Cid] Isn't that why we donate our wood to the playground?
[Cid] I don't know what your, the jury, has heard of what Llerendel said...
[Cid] ...but none of it seemed to have convicted me of anything!!!
[Cid] I don't want to waste any more time by calling a witness so....
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 3
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 2
  Abstaining: 2

[Haengemie] Cid this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.

  Court adjourned at 8:15 on 89 Winter, 534