pcl_0534_096_18_37

Puddleby Court Log: 6 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 18:37

In the matter of Excaliber v Bigfat, accused of “being big and fat”

Before the jurors: Krynn, Bocephus, Maenygh, Braindead, Math, Noivad, Slinky

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Excaliber] l
[Excaliber] la la la
[Excaliber] Bigfat is Big and Fat
[Excaliber] Excaliber dances in circles.
[Excaliber] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Excaliber
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] ok
[Bigfat] not only is this so frivilous
[Bigfat] but there is another reason
[Bigfat] i jsut spent 100 coins on buying 4 kudzu seeds
[Bigfat] thus, my 100 coins is wasted
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Excaliber, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Excaliber] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Excaliber
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] 13 coins will do nothing Excaliber.
[Bigfat] I really did not have time for this
[Bigfat] idiot
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Excaliber this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Excaliber's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Excaliber, you are hereby sentenced to spend 49 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 264 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (178c) as additional jail-time of 12 minutes.

Court adjourned at 19:19 on 6 Spring, 534