Puddleby Court Log: 19 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 02:35

In the matter of Seal v Incognito, accused of “killing my kudzu”

Before the jurors: Worg, Mirth, Zwei, Sushi, Cinnamon, Silent Attack

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Seal] he froze me in freeze tag and then killed of my bwrand new pwants
[Seal] he tried to to to trick me
[Seal] told me he'd show me how to be invbiable
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Seal
[Haengemie] Incognito, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Incognito] First, I would like to say sory for Seal wasting yuor time on a case like this.
[Incognito] I did not kill his kudzu
[Incognito] OOC: He thinks that this bug with the robed disipearing is a skistral
[Incognito] So he is bothering me to tell him where i got it and how to do it
[Incognito] I killed his kudzu after he cursed me
[Incognito] Saying
[Incognito] You recived bad karma because :You have a skistral
[Incognito] Then he imidatly left
[Incognito] OOC: And switched on to atomical
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Incognito] Then cursed me again
[Incognito] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Incognito
[Haengemie] Seal, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Seal] who be Atoommical?
[Seal] hmm
[Seal] hmmmmm
[Seal] meditation
[Seal] hokee hokee dogy
[Seal] heya haya
[Seal] dodoosh
[Seal] de de diodiosgher
[Seal] GHuoilty
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Seal
[Haengemie] Incognito, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Incognito] Obviously this guy is just wasting all your time. Look at what he is doing. I ask that you me not guilty and give this nut case some jail time.
[Incognito] ... this nut case some jail time.
[Incognito] Maaybe put him in a rubber room
[Incognito] So he cant hurt himself
[Incognito] Sory again about this waste of time
[Incognito] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Incognito
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 6
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Seal this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (360 min/3000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Seal's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 1080 min
  Total recommended fine: 9000c
  Total jurors: 6
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 180 min/1500c

[Haengemie] Seal, you are hereby sentenced to spend 180 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1500 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (1499c) as additional jail-time of 301 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.

Court adjourned at 3:34 on 19 Spring, 534