Puddleby Court Log: 21 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 19:44

In the matter of Mala v Iho, accused of “being too sexy for his white shoes”

Before the jurors: Maquiladora, Xar Zarim, Gonzo, Colombe, Doctorow

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mala] ok, first of all
[Mala] I can't coincentrate when I'm in town
[Mala] I can't role play when Iho's here
[Mala] he's too damn sexy
[Mala] for his white shioes of course
[Mala] because his shoes r not as sexy as him
[Mala] so all this is disturbing me
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mala] naturally, you'll all understand
[Mala] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mala
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Mala, looks like i'm too sexy for you, not for my shoes.
[Iho] It's not a crime to be sexy anyway...
[Iho] I like my shoes... i won't change them.
[Iho] Maybe Gold would be sexy enough but I can't aford that...
[Iho] Anyway...
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Mala, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Mala] Yes but your shoes r half as sexy as your shirt, which of course, isn't the third as sexy as your pants
[Mala] which of course may report to the fact that you don't actually HAVE a sexy club
[Mala] and all this is insulting to your sexy person
[Mala] I can't stand that
[Mala] and it is insulting to me
[Mala] since the atmospheric pressure isn't as sexy as you!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mala] well I'll let you reply
[Mala] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mala
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Well... there is nothing i can say against that...
[Iho] If it's a crime to be too sexy for his shoes....
[Iho] Then i'm guilty....
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 4
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Mala this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (360 min/3000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Mala's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 375 min
  Total recommended fine: 50c
  Total jurors: 5
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 75 min/10c

[Haengemie] Mala, you are hereby sentenced to spend 75 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 10 coins.

Court adjourned at 20:45 on 21 Spring, 534