pcl_0534_117_18_18

Puddleby Court Log: 27 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 18:18

In the matter of Phyl v Ther' Anger, accused of “resisting arrest from khan the guard”

Before the jurors: Sephroth, Dah'eb Shaar, Al Capone, Alone, Atomical, Bane, Polerand, Braindead, MikeyD'z

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Phyl] ther was wanted by the gaurd khan... and resisted arrest this is a real crime so act real jury
[Phyl] witness: victor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Phyl
[Haengemie] Victor, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Victor. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Victor, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Victor] i saw this... Ther'Anger trapped the town cop
[Victor] and he was leading her around the fence
[Victor] Basicly cauing trobe
[Victor] Basicly cauing trobe
[Victor] Basicly cauing troble
[Victor] Sorry
[Victor] But i'm shure you'll go easy on ther'anmmger when you work on his sentence
[Victor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Victor
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Kahn is well known to be legally blind. In other words, she can't see three feet in front of her own nose.
[Ther' Anger] the fact that I was leadign her around town by the hand shows this.
[Ther' Anger] the fact that I was leading her around town by the hand shows this.
[Ther' Anger] I did not resist arrest, she knew me and just wanted to have a word.
[Ther' Anger] there is no post saying I could be a wante criminal
[Ther' Anger] there is no post saying I could be a wanted criminal
[Ther' Anger] I was on the opposite side of the fence from kahn having a decent discussion, until I was called to court.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Phyl, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Phyl] jury if you know khan youll know all shes here for is to procect this town from crinme
[Phyl] ther MUSt be a criminal by the way she called ther
[Phyl] witness: Maquiladora
[Haengemie] Thank you, Phyl
[Haengemie] Maquiladora, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Maquiladora. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Maquiladora, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Maquiladora] Kahn is not too bright, and Ther used that to trick Kahn and escape arrest.
[Maquiladora] Um
[Maquiladora] ok
[Maquiladora] Kahn is not too bright, and Ther used that to trick Kahn and escape arrest.
[Maquiladora] Kahn's intentions were clear, and Ther resisted.
[Maquiladora] Blind or not, Ther knowingly resisted her.
[Maquiladora] Kahn was yelling at him from the other side of the fence, and Ther said nothing to her.
[Maquiladora] Obviously they were not having a chat.
[Maquiladora] HE was banished from the town.
[Maquiladora] We need to make sure order remains.
[Maquiladora] Thanks.
[Maquiladora] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Maquiladora
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Kahn St'ple is not here for one simple reason. For example, Maquiladora is not here just to be a moron, she's here to stand around, too!
[Ther' Anger] it is not clear that I may be banished from town
[Ther' Anger] who has ever heard of me being possibly banished?
[Ther' Anger] No one, so I am not
[Ther' Anger] Her intentions were not clear to the public, only to me
[Ther' Anger] I had a nice chat with her, via whispering (to avoid nosey persons)
[Ther' Anger] This case is based on nothing and has no reason to support a guilty verdict
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] Aww look at Maquiladora standing around. She's doing one of her jobs just fine!
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Phyl this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (360 min/3000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Phyl's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Phyl, you are hereby sentenced to spend 83 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 288 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (265c) as additional jail-time of 55 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.

Court adjourned at 19:35 on 27 Spring, 534