Puddleby Court Log: 36 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 06:26

In the matter of Marine v BumbleBee, accused of “for swearing and saying sick things”

Before the jurors: Roowan, Zeasir, Suu'ub III, ToriAnn, Rimbaud, LonesomeDove, Molin, Death Stalker

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Marine] this is what he was saying 7/12/99 4:00:11p BumbleBee says, "okay then like i say and you repat that i say, go... nm"
[Marine] 7/12/99 4:00:12p You helped to kill a Wendecka.
[Marine] 7/12/99 4:00:15p BumbleBee says, "lol"
[Marine] oops about that killing wendie heh
[Marine] 7/12/99 4:00:28p BumbleBee says, "oh no! He MIGHT take me to court!"
[Marine] 7/12/99 4:00:28p BumbleBee says, "oh no! He MIGHT take me to court!"
[Marine] 7/12/99 4:00:28p BumbleBee says, "oh no! He MIGHT take me to court!"
[Marine] 7/12/99 3:58:51p BumbleBee says, "as marine likes to repea tgo jack off..."
[Marine] well i was just getting tired of it
[Marine] and i am sure others were to
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Marine] and he cursed me calling me a asshole to
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marine
[Marine] witness:noah
[Haengemie] BumbleBee, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[BumbleBee] This is really weird again, cause everytime I go to court now, I am red...
[BumbleBee] To me that means I have already re-lost everything becuase of what they have taken me here for.
[BumbleBee] And I THANKD him and called him an asshole cause he cursed me right Marine? =D =P
[BumbleBee] back to what I end up losing..
[BumbleBee] That includes respect I have earned in the 4 days that I hadn't been in court, and money.
[BumbleBee] Money, a weird matter now cause I am trying to get black to sell me stuff.
[BumbleBee] Then I am going to have a little talk with resetus, which I am SURE will satisfy
[BumbleBee] This time I am here for 'slander' as stacey and sassy say when the try to sue me.
[BumbleBee] err sassy 'said' right Stacey? =P
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[BumbleBee] I have nothing to deny on that, i told marine to 'Jack off' THREE TIMES.
[Haengemie] Thank you, BumbleBee
[BumbleBee] I will finish up later
[Haengemie] Marine, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Marine] no i did not curse bumble i thanked hulk and hulk even said i did
[Marine] if he wants to stop being fined and put in jail then he needs to stop swearing and sayin sick things
[Marine] if you dont stop
[Marine] you will get more jail time and fines bumble
[Marine] it is not a pleasnt thing to hear you be swearing and saying crud
[Marine] i mean
[Marine] saying sick things
[Marine] well
[Marine] thats all
[Marine] witness:noah
[Marine] witness: noah
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marine
[Marine] heh
[Haengemie] Noah, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Noah. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Noah, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Noah] Indeed I was at this event.
[Noah] And in no point, did any of th things that marine said happened
[Noah] Believe it or not
[Noah] Bumble and he "bad" reputation are completly innocent
[Noah] of this crime
[Noah] I don't know why MARINE called me...
[Noah] But he is lying
[Noah] Bumble did not comit this crime.
[Noah] And I am a witness
[Noah] I was there at those times... Bumble did NOT say that
[Noah] I urge you to vote innocent, because he is surly not guilty
[Noah] Thank you for your time,
[Noah] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Noah
[Haengemie] BumbleBee, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[BumbleBee] Damn Marine, that really backfired didn't it? Oh, forgot, you're muted right now...
[BumbleBee] Me! Saying sick things?? he's said it more than I have I said it once as a joke and he repeated it about 5-10 times.
[BumbleBee] I mean you know it's too much when Ther' Anger tells you to shut up like he did to marine =P
[BumbleBee] Jesus 'al mighty! this definately calls for sentencing. Which is why he's brought me here for hehe.
[BumbleBee] I think that pretty much sums up another stupid case, thanx for the time.
[BumbleBee] I don't think I should call any witnesses
[BumbleBee] just for Marine's sake! =P
[BumbleBee] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, BumbleBee
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 7
  Votes frivolous: 1
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] BumbleBee this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take BumbleBee's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 570 min
  Total recommended fine: 2310c
  Total jurors: 8
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 71 min/288c

[Haengemie] BumbleBee, you are hereby sentenced to spend 71 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 288 coins.

Court adjourned at 7:33 on 36 Spring, 534