pcl_0534_159_03_16

Puddleby Court Log: 69 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 03:16

In the matter of Syd v Algernon, accused of “For stealin my beer”

Before the jurors: LonesomeDove, Tonle, Waylander, Callisto, Ther' Anger, Madcat, Phineas

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Syd] G'day All, i was releaxing one day when i saw algernon heading in my direction, with a grin on his face. And yes I was drinking.
[Syd] I sat my beer down and turned my head, when i looked back, it was gone!
[Syd] Then i notice Algernon was swaying around in town
[Syd] dancing like a madman!
[Syd] I came to concloud, that Algernon stole my beer!
[Syd] BAD ALGY!
[Syd] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Algernon, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Graniteheart.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and plays with the shiny coin Squirr'l gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Tara.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Tonle.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Stacey.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and plays with the shiny coin Tara gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Waylander.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Vraith.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and plays with the shiny coin Tara gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and plays with the shiny coin Tonle gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Callisto.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and plays with the shiny coin Tara gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles.
[Algernon] Algernon giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Stacey gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Gareth.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Waylander.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and plays with the shiny coin Tara gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins LonesomeDove gave him.
[Algernon] Algernon smiles and looks around for Squirr'l.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Algernon] Algernon smiles.
[Algernon] Algernon yawns and curls up on the ground.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Algernon
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Syd] Look at that!
[Syd] HE won't say a word!
[Syd] Cause he knows he is guilty!
[Syd] Then!
[Syd] I GET BK FROM HIM!
[Syd] Guilty!
[Syd] Beer
[Syd] beer!
[Syd] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Algernon, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Algernon] Zzzzz...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Algernon] Algernon awakens, stretches and stands back up.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Algernon
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Algernon this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.