Puddleby Court Log: 69 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 04:19

In the matter of Madcat v Syd, accused of “wasting everyone`s time”

Before the jurors: Olie, WormTounge, Koric, Terenas, LonesomeDove, Shirla, Olmy, Kaija, Phineas

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Madcat] Syd has abussed the system he is wasting my time and yours. If he is not stopped i will recommend something be done.
[Madcat] done.
[Madcat] he earlier accussed syd of taking his lollipop
[Madcat] he earlier accussed cid of taking his lollipop
[Madcat] i don`t know but i think his head may be in the mainland
[Madcat] what is a lollipop?
[Madcat] a sword?
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Syd] lollipop = a sword
[Syd] u lick it when u stab it into a orga
[Syd] anyways
[Syd] Beer
[Syd] = dwarfs best friend
[Syd] Algy
[Syd] =
[Syd] Stole Syd's Beer
[Syd] and gotten Drunk off ity
[Syd] and gotten Drunk off it
[Syd] and, He's underage!
[Syd] If anyone was to being wasting time
[Syd] It would be Algy, cause he wasted 90sec without saying anythign!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Syd] He could at least said!
[Syd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Madcat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Madcat] syd is abbusing the system plz stop him.
[Madcat] i admit i have abbused the system twice but now i ask u to do what is right because this needs to stop
[Madcat] syd is doing this to c how far he can get and until he is stopped he will continue
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Syd] Syd throws a beer mug at Madcat
[Syd] Dumbass, if your where a Dwarf, u would do the same thing!
[Syd] If your beer stolen, u want it back, and more!
[Syd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 2
  Votes frivolous: 6
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Madcat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 151 of 534, Madcat was found frivolous, having charged Syndrael

  of forcing me to depart.

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Madcat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

Total recommended jail time: 834 min
Total recommended fine: 2400c
Total jurors: 9
Avg recommended jail/fine: 92 min/266c
[Haengemie] Madcat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 92 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 266 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (264c) as additional jail-time of 54 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
Court adjourned at 5:15 on 69 Spring, 534