Puddleby Court Log: 78 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 08:29

In the matter of Madcat v Chum, accused of “assisting in evilness”

Before the jurors: Reye, Skirwan, Lilit, Tonle, TaToo, Thwack, Marine, Zoie Fighter, DarqMax, ToriAnn

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Madcat] chum is just evil and he assists in evil
[Madcat] for example i was iin the fairground chum was cursed and when he goes red u can hit him
[Madcat] theranger hit him and killed him
[Madcat] then chum killed him from a brainfart
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Madcat] he is just evil
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Chum] Madcat's being a twerp. I haven't done anything except hang around and chat with you guys.
[Chum] I won't waste any more of your time. You know what to do ;)
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] Madcat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Madcat] he is evil he is a relative to zonk
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Chum] just in case what needs to be done isn't clear: maximum *FINE* (not jail time) :D
[Chum] I'm not related to Zonk.
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 9
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Madcat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 151 of 534, Madcat was found frivolous, having charged Syndrael

  of forcing me to depart.

[Haengemie] On Spring 159 of 534, Madcat was found frivolous, having charged Syd

of wasting everyone`s time.
[Haengemie] Due to the 3 priors in the past year,
[Haengemie] the maximum sentence is raised to 180 minutes in jail or a fine of 1500c,
[Haengemie] or, possibly, a combination of jail and fine, depending on the jury's recommendations.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (360 min/3000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Madcat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
Total recommended jail time: 900 min
Total recommended fine: 22500c
Total jurors: 10
Avg recommended jail/fine: 90 min/2250c
[Haengemie] Madcat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 90 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 2250 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (2250c) as additional jail-time of 452 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
Court adjourned at 9:18 on 78 Spring, 534