Puddleby Court Log: 3 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 22:46

In the matter of ShadowLurker v Soulmaster, accused of “yelling obscenities through town”

Before the jurors: Golden, Charlos, Olmy, Thuja, Manx, Phineas, Mace Windu, Baerwizz, Zoie Fighter, Babajaga

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[ShadowLurker] i wouldnt bring you guys here to waste your time. Soulmaster should be punished for the obscene things...
[ShadowLurker] here are some examples of the disgusting things he was saying
[ShadowLurker] 7/27/99 8:22:33p Soulmaster yells, "Shadow lurker eats beans with algernon naked D="
[ShadowLurker] 7/27/99 8:22:01p Soulmaster yells, "ShadowLurker is a naked bean eater!!!"
[ShadowLurker] 7/27/99 8:21:45p Soulmaster yells, "ShadowLurker eats mold arachnoid beans naked!!!!"
[ShadowLurker] 7/27/99 8:21:18p Soulmaster yells, "ShadowLurker is gay with beans!!!!!"
[ShadowLurker] 7/27/99 8:21:01p Soulmaster yells, "ShadowLurker eats Beans naked with Relkin!!!!"
[ShadowLurker] if you ask me, these are the statements of an immature child...
[ShadowLurker] they are also very offending.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[ShadowLurker] many witnessed these statements
[ShadowLurker] done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, ShadowLurker
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Soulmaster] Ok i was just walking in town and i was kinda mad so i yelled something bad about Chum =D he is a nice guy and all but i figured it would be fun!!! =D
[Soulmaster] all but i figured it would be fun!!! =D
[Soulmaster] then i got the following message
[Soulmaster] * How about some rude things about joe for a change ;) - Chum.
[Soulmaster] so
[Soulmaster] i yelled some bad stuff about Joe!
[Soulmaster] ShadowLurker was actuallty laughing!!!!
[Soulmaster] then after yelling about Joe for a while....
[Soulmaster] i got the following message
[Soulmaster] * How about yelling really nastey things about one of your fellow exiles instead, like shadowlurker or somone. =/
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Soulmaster] see!
[Soulmaster] i am NOT liing
[Soulmaster] witness": Eek
[Soulmaster] witness: Eek
[Haengemie] Thank you, Soulmaster
[Haengemie] Eek, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] ShadowLurker, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[ShadowLurker] ok, first of all, i doubt DT would tell anyone to make fun of other exiles
[ShadowLurker] secondly, i wasnt laughing at him
[ShadowLurker] i was laughing at what a friend said
[ShadowLurker] witness: Stacey
[Haengemie] Thank you, ShadowLurker
[Haengemie] Stacey, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stacey. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Stacey, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Stacey] Hmmmm
[Stacey] I heard all the things that Soulmaster yelled
[Stacey] With the beans and everything
[Stacey] i KNOW
[Stacey] That DT would never say to make fun o another exile
[Stacey] That would NOT happen
[Stacey] These statments were very childish
[Stacey] And as ShadowLurker said
[Stacey] We dont need this in puddleby
[Stacey] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stacey
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Soulmaster] i am sorry if i offended ShadowLurker in ANY way i apologize =(.......
[Soulmaster] i was just doing what Chum and Joe told me to do
[Soulmaster] i mean...
[Soulmaster] if Chum and/or joe told you to do something.....
[Soulmaster] wouldn't you do it?
[Soulmaster] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Soulmaster
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 7
  Votes frivolous: 2
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Soulmaster this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 95 of 534, Soulmaster was found frivolous, having charged Algernon

  of Sorry i had to get Algernon out of a locked room in the purple tor.

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Soulmaster's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

Total recommended jail time: 548 min
Total recommended fine: 2060c
Total jurors: 9
Avg recommended jail/fine: 60 min/228c
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 228 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (228c) as additional jail-time of 47 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
Court adjourned at 0:3 on 4 Summer, 534