Puddleby Court Log: 6 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 21:59

In the matter of Soulmaster v Bigfat, accused of “He stole my beer!”

Before the jurors: Cid, Suu'ub III, Alces, Zoie Fighter, Myself, Algernon, Waylander

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Soulmaster] I do not wish to waste anyones time here......
[Soulmaster] But i agreed to sell my beer to Bigfat........
[Soulmaster] to avoid tax i sold the beer for 0 coppers
[Soulmaster] witness: Bigfat
[Haengemie] Thank you, Soulmaster
[Haengemie] Bigfat, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] Whooooops
[Bigfat] Sorry all, secially Algy
[Bigfat] my and Soul we actually testing something ooc...
[Bigfat] it sorta went wrong
[Bigfat] but, at least we tested it
[Bigfat] sorry, again
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] Acutally
[Bigfat] I think I won't
[Bigfat] Since I'm testing
[Bigfat] and it worked
[Bigfat] again
[Bigfat] sorry
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Soulmaster] We were testing a bug
[Soulmaster] and dont want to waste your time
[Soulmaster] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Soulmaster
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] Aye
[Bigfat] and it would make life easyer fer me if you would call me inncocent
[Bigfat] witness:Bigfat
[Bigfat] darn
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 5
  Abstaining: 1

[Haengemie] Soulmaster this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 95 of 534, Soulmaster was found frivolous, having charged Algernon

  of Sorry i had to get Algernon out of a locked room in the purple tor.

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Soulmaster's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

Total recommended jail time: 1080 min
Total recommended fine: 0c
Total jurors: 7
Avg recommended jail/fine: 154 min/0c
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, you are hereby sentenced to spend 154 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
Court adjourned at 23:9 on 6 Summer, 534