Puddleby Court Log: 9 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 03:39

In the matter of Mace Windu v Fellows, accused of “Disturbing sexual harrasment!!”

Before the jurors: Paramedic, DarqMax, Charlos, Slyph, Marcus Antonius, Manx, cyntnia, Michael Aridfox, Torin, Polgara, Frozen Shade

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mace Windu] While in town Fellows came up behind me and started...
[Mace Windu] going like this
[Mace Windu] and saying "suck it"
[Mace Windu] suck it...
[Mace Windu] I found the experience most frightening
[Mace Windu] =~(
[Mace Windu] I'm sorry
[Mace Windu] I've never felt so violated
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mace Windu] it was just pain sick
[Mace Windu] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mace Windu
[Haengemie] Fellows, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Fellows] Sexual Harassment on another Guy!?! You gotta be kiddin me!
[Fellows] It ain't my style!
[Fellows] Not that I have a problem w/ it cause I know Stacey over there is a lesbian, right Stacey? ; )
[Fellows] Not... I don't think DeltaTao would even make suh a thing if it wasn't possible to use it!
[Fellows] They let me use it, but in this case not ...'use'... it... i see how it is.....
[Fellows] Noah Does it! Alcon does it! Wrath does it Fuzz does it! But I can't I think NOT!
[Fellows] Geez, now Stacey's gonna have to get into this one too, just like everything else...
[Fellows] This is actually pretty obscene! Cause he told me about 10 min ago to leave him alone!
[Fellows] So I do and he tells Compla on me, and takes me to court! Hahahaha
[Fellows] Maybe I should continue telling him to 'suck it'
[Fellows] This is weird also because... Mace Windu... you're other char is Jedi Knight, correct?
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Fellows] Jedi Lost to me in court earlier and this is his revenge! Isn't that right!
[Fellows] If I said any of this or did any of this why don't you have any evidence anyways!!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fellows
[Fellows] done
[Fellows] npp
[Haengemie] Mace Windu, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Mace Windu] I actually have two witnesses
[Mace Windu] Stacey and Leogic
[Mace Windu] witness: Stacey
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mace Windu
[Haengemie] Stacey, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stacey. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Stacey, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Stacey] I did see Fellows doinf that to mace
[Stacey] And saying suck it
[Stacey] he also has given me 30+bk
[Stacey] Calles me a bitch
[Stacey] lesbei
[Stacey] lesbein
[Stacey] Whore...
[Stacey] The list goes on
[Stacey] You tink of it
[Stacey] He has called me it
[Stacey] I know that behind Fellows is a very sick little boy...
[Stacey] Who needs to be taught a lesson.
[Stacey] A harsh one.
[Stacey] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stacey
[Haengemie] Fellows, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Fellows] I'd like to note that Jedi lost to me in court earlier and lost 111 coins
[Fellows] and hes hopefully not gonnamake that big a fool outta himself again =P
[Fellows] Before i start I'd like to make a brief statement involving my past cases with Stacey...
[Fellows] When you sign up for jury duty you are probably thinking: If I am dead in a deep cavern this will get me up!
[Fellows] But theres also some interest which is probably lost after being on the job for the sixth time on the same case
[Fellows] Yeah that right she's taken me to court six times for the same case, and she's won every single one.
[Fellows] wel at least on this sexual harassment thing cause she lost all three regaurding sassy...
[Fellows] I mean hell, I have nothing left, not even my inventory cause i had to sell that to get the money to pay for this!
[Fellows] This being freedom of speech
[Fellows] which i get punished for =\
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Fellows] Not to mention I have not but a single friend and that nobody else wil lheal thank or sell me anything.
[Fellows] So I tell you, what else is ther fo him to take?
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fellows
[Fellows] np
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 11
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Fellows this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Fellows's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 900 min
  Total recommended fine: 3500c
  Total jurors: 11
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 81 min/318c

[Haengemie] Fellows, you are hereby sentenced to spend 81 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 318 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (318c) as additional jail-time of 41 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Fellows, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 81 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 4:44 on 9 Summer, 534