pcl_0534_204_11_24

Puddleby Court Log: 24 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 11:24

In the matter of Samwise v Absolut III, accused of “calling me scary”

Before the jurors: Althea, Secrid, Devil, Cat, Noone, Phineas, Station, Goran, Suu'ub III, Selucreh

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Samwise] Well
[Samwise] I met J'nder in the city sqaure
[Samwise] I said 'hello'
[Samwise] She just left me
[Samwise] Then when she left
[Samwise] Absolut III said
[Samwise] These excat words
[Samwise] Absolut III says, "ya are scary what can i say =)"
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Samwise] That hurt my feelings
[Samwise] That is slanderism
[Haengemie] Thank you, Samwise
[Haengemie] Absolut III, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Absolut III] what can i say... im guilty... send me to jail if ya want ill not waste your time
[Absolut III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Absolut III
[Haengemie] Samwise, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Samwise] See there
[Samwise] IF I knew who was in the town I would call a witness
[Samwise] But there were many people
[Samwise] So I don't think anyone noticed me criying
[Samwise] So absolute II should serve time fer slanderism
[Samwise] So absolute III should serve time fer slanderism
[Samwise] He hurt my feelings fer no reason
[Samwise] and he should pay fer it
[Samwise] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Samwise
[Haengemie] Absolut III, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Absolut III] first off my name isnt absolut II
[Absolut III] done
[Absolut III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Absolut III
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 10
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Samwise this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Samwise's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 660 min
  Total recommended fine: 2500c
  Total jurors: 10
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 66 min/250c

[Haengemie] Samwise, you are hereby sentenced to spend 66 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 250 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (250c) as additional jail-time of 33 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Samwise, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 54 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 12:08 on 24 Summer, 534