Puddleby Court Log: 31 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 11:16

In the matter of Syd v Baerwizz, accused of “for being a fat kitty who is gonna have kittens”

Before the jurors: Stacey, Groniad Diuberr, West, Charlos, Selucreh, Myself, Kisa, Babajaga

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Syd] Er Hum
[Syd] Baerwizz
[Syd] Is gonna hit kittens
[Syd] but
[Syd] he says he is just eating too much
[Syd] Why U think he is getting FAT!?
[Syd] Pretty soon in CL
[Syd] There will be a Baerwizz JR running around town
[Syd] and
[Syd] this case has nothing to do with saving someone =D
[Syd] j/k
[Syd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Baerwizz, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Baerwizz] anyone wanna help me lynch syd? he made all that up... we wanted to save STacey by getting her on a jury
[Baerwizz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Baerwizz
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Syd] lies!
[Syd] I saw him take birth controll pills!
[Syd] for crying out loud!
[Syd] Why would he need to take them then!?
[Syd] U sick sick little kitty male!
[Syd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Baerwizz, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Baerwizz] ooh... yer REALLY gonna get it now Syd...
[Baerwizz] someone ask Stacey, on the jury
[Baerwizz] and vote frivilous, PLEASE
[Baerwizz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Baerwizz
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 3
  Votes guilty: 3
  Votes frivolous: 2
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Baerwizz this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 11:45 on 31 Summer, 534