Puddleby Court Log: 40 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 05:47

In the matter of Zoie Fighter v Ther' Anger, accused of “Bk bombing for no reason”

Before the jurors: Perkusi, Trin, LonesomeDove, Ari, Babajaga, Rimbaud, Noah, Kisa, Luca

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Zoie Fighter] ;(
[Zoie Fighter] ther anger
[Zoie Fighter] hates my OOC brother hulk
[Zoie Fighter] and hulk doesnt care if he is red
[Zoie Fighter] so he is cursing me
[Zoie Fighter] ;(
[Zoie Fighter] i never did anything to him
[Zoie Fighter] never cursed him once
[Zoie Fighter] and now i know
[Zoie Fighter] i am gonna royally be bk bombbed
[Zoie Fighter] but oh well what else can i do
[Zoie Fighter] ;(
[Zoie Fighter] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zoie Fighter
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] I found a book in the library called "Clan Lord." In this book it has reasons for circulating bad karma.
[Ther' Anger] Among the many, include:
[Ther' Anger] uses foul language, makes you grumpy, annoys you, harasses someone, yell repeatedly, won't leavyou alone, AND is rude
[Ther' Anger] Hulk finds a way to categorize himself into one of these reasons.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] I am so backlogged with reasons, and freshly occurred ones, Hulk will earn each bad karma.
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Zoie Fighter, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Zoie Fighter] all i have to say is
[Zoie Fighter] those are reasons for giving A BK
[Zoie Fighter] not BK bombing
[Zoie Fighter] i may have called him a asshole
[Zoie Fighter] cause he was killing me and my brother
[Zoie Fighter] so i deserved 1 of the 20 bk i got
[Zoie Fighter] and
[Zoie Fighter] i cannot be responsible
[Zoie Fighter] fdor what my brother does
[Zoie Fighter] nothing else i can do
[Zoie Fighter] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zoie Fighter
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] As I stated, I have many reasons to curse Hulk, and I cannot give one bad karma for multiple reasons, that would defeat the purpose of karma.
[Ther' Anger] Hulk is such an everpresent asshole to the community he deserves EACH bad karma he gets.
[Ther' Anger] I will call a witness to the atrocities Hulk has committed while on a hunt
[Ther' Anger] witness: chrono
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Chrono, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chrono. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Chrono, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Chrono] heh
[Chrono] yes I have hunted with both Ther and Hulk together
[Chrono] both have their moments of being annoying
[Chrono] but Hulk sometimes wants to go outta his way to annoy others
[Chrono] he is a constant problems in wendies hunts
[Chrono] and now I get Bk for testifying
[Chrono] things like this are something that should be settled elsewhere
[Chrono] but Hulk is VERY bad in annoying and being a jerk
[Chrono] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chrono
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 3
  Votes guilty: 6
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Winter 69 of 534, Ther' Anger was found frivolous, having charged Jackie

  of (by popular demand,represnted by Ther'Anger) 1.Hitlers daughter. 2.For being a supernazi-kraut 3.Bad fighter. 4.Demon spawn whore 5. Doesn't heal.

[Haengemie] On Spring 170 of 534, Ther' Anger was found frivolous, having charged Daishi

of Malicious intent towards the exiles of Puddleby..
[Haengemie] Due to the 3 priors in the past year,
[Haengemie] the maximum sentence is raised to 180 minutes in jail or a fine of 1500c,
[Haengemie] or, possibly, a combination of jail and fine, depending on the jury's recommendations.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Ther' Anger's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
Total recommended jail time: 358 min
Total recommended fine: 1350c
Total jurors: 9
Avg recommended jail/fine: 39 min/150c
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you are hereby sentenced to spend 39 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 150 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (102c) as additional jail-time of 14 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
Court adjourned at 7:08 on 40 Summer, 534