Puddleby Court Log: 40 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 19:31

In the matter of Squirr'l v Suu'ub III, accused of “bein a jerk in TGBG”

Before the jurors: Fuzz, Noah, Noone, Althea, Golden, Callisto

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Squirr'l] Callisto can verify Suu'ub was being a jerk in TGBG just now
[Squirr'l] he was getting in way of the Tree giants
[Squirr'l] we were trying to have fun and he denied it
[Squirr'l] and he wanted to be cursed and used foul language
[Squirr'l] me little ears!
[Squirr'l] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Squirr'l
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] This is simple and wrong. OOC: My ISP crashed during a TG spawn. I was then cursed and accused of holding it..
[Suu'ub III] After receiving numerous BK..
[Suu'ub III] I was getting furious
[Suu'ub III] I did say things i shouldn't have..
[Suu'ub III] But it all started wrong
[Suu'ub III] I had a disconnection
[Suu'ub III] and was logged off in front of Two TGS
[Suu'ub III] uhh, more bk
[Suu'ub III] i never wanted bk
[Suu'ub III] I was in the process of apologizing,.
[Suu'ub III] when i was summoned
[Suu'ub III] it all started wrong and am sorry my provider stinks :P
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Squirr'l, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Squirr'l] i never heard him say he was d/ced
[Squirr'l] he WANTED bk and asked for it
[Squirr'l] he kept bein a jerk and said he didn't care
[Squirr'l] he slept by tg's and let them whiff him
[Squirr'l] and pulled others to get back in
[Squirr'l] and he even led them into me to try and kill me
[Squirr'l] and said he'd try harder to do it
[Squirr'l] he got killed once and came back to wreak more havoc
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Squirr'l] and kept laughing about it
[Squirr'l] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Squirr'l
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] The sleeping was disconnection. I was disconnected numerous times. I take karma seriously..
[Suu'ub III] I did say i was getting furious.
[Suu'ub III] So i did say inappropriate things
[Suu'ub III] but this trial is for being a jerk
[Suu'ub III] and that is irrelivant
[Suu'ub III] WHich i apologized for
[Suu'ub III] I have a witness
[Suu'ub III] he is my OOC brother and a clanmate who knows me well
[Suu'ub III] witness: Lister
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Lister, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lister. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Lister, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Lister] bah
[Lister] I am Suuub's OOC brother, i recall his connection dropping during this period. because of him ranting and raving.
[Lister] at no pint ever has he WANTED BK
[Lister] and i'm sure he is sorry for the trouble this may have caused the folks in TGBG
[Lister] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lister
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 2
  Votes guilty: 4
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Suu'ub III's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 121 min
  Total recommended fine: 1700c
  Total jurors: 6
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 20 min/283c

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you are hereby sentenced to spend 20 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 283 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (283c) as additional jail-time of 37 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 20:31 on 40 Summer, 534