Puddleby Court Log: 41 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 07:56

In the matter of J'nder v Unknown, accused of “Indecent Assault”

Before the jurors: Slyph, Marine, Vagile Savane, Merlisk, Rimbaud, Cutlas, Weezoh, Pachook, Gimli

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[J'nder] Earlier today I was in the town, trying to heal Monolith
[J'nder] Pain was running around calling various ppl a Penis
[J'nder] He then did this
[J'nder] 8/5/99 8:24:59p (Pain grabs Jnder's ass)
[J'nder] 8/5/99 8:26:02p (Pain grabs LeAnn's ass)
[J'nder] 8/5/99 8:26:40p (Pain grabs Monolith's ass)
[J'nder] witness: Golden
[Haengemie] Thank you, J'nder
[Haengemie] Golden, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Golden. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Golden, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Golden] I have witnessed Pain's malicious intent.
[Golden] I have witnessed Pain's malicious intent.
[Golden] He has been grabbing people in innapropriate places ALL DAY LONG.
[Golden] He also has dragged Algernon into the dark cave, under the east field.
[Golden] When I was fallen, trying to help rescue Algernon,
[Golden] he too tried to drag me into the dark cave.
[Golden] While on the chain, I muttered some obscenities and departed.
[Golden] I will admit I used crude language, but that is nothing...
[Golden] ...compared to the fact that he has been calling me a part of the male anatomy all day.
[Golden] Jury, you should fine and jail this evil evil man.
[Golden] My brother, breed, also saw this.
[Golden] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Golden
[Haengemie] Pain, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Pain] whoo
[Pain] hurry
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Pain
[Pain] shhh
[Haengemie] J'nder, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[J'nder] I am not a shrinking violet
[J'nder] But I feel I had to bring this case
[J'nder] to protect other members of our community
[J'nder] such behaviour should not be tolerated in our fair town
[J'nder] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, J'nder
[Haengemie] Pain, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Pain] it don
[Pain] work
[Pain] it took a bolok 15 hits to kill him
[Pain] it dont hit him
[Pain] no
[Pain] we lub algy
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Pain
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 2
  Votes guilty: 6
  Votes frivolous: 1
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Pain's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 420 min
  Total recommended fine: 3500c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 46 min/388c

[Haengemie] Since Pain is not present, this court will note the sentence, and pronounce it when they return.
[Haengemie] Clera, please note that Pain is sentenced to 46 minutes in jail, with a fine amount of 388c.
[Haengemie] Plus 14c for delayed-court costs.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 9:10 on 41 Summer, 534